Schall We Talk with Robyn Schall

This episode is a Mallorca recap, and honestly… you must never be bored with the Schalls.

We are less than 24 hours back from Mallorca, and I had to record immediately before I forgot everything. We went for the wedding taste test, hair and makeup trial, venue planning, family meetings, and somehow turned the whole trip into a sitcom.

In this episode:

The official meeting of the families

Traveling with the Schalls for the first time

Mama Schall almost getting left in Switzerland

Papa Schall sleeping face-down in the sand and wearing one sock

A full wedding taste test at the villa

The dessert that made my dad lose his mind

The “eggs vs. Thursday” Spanish mix-up

Security eating an absolutely concerning amount of homemade donuts

Dr. Piano Man’s honest review of vacationing with my family

Also included:

Wedding updates, Mallorca memories, in-law bonding, family chaos, and Mama Schall’s advice on making new families feel welcome.

This one is chaotic, emotional, hilarious, and full of memories I’ll never forget.

If you want more behind-the-scenes chaos, head over to Patreon: Schall We Talk.

Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man

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We hit 300,000 Instagram followers!!! So naturally, we celebrated the only logical way: with a cake, some life lessons, and a whole lot of chaos.

In this episode:

Why I wanted to celebrate 300K instead of waiting around for some “bigger” number

A real talk about celebrating the journey, not just the destination

Why rejection might actually be protection

A late-night conversation with Dr. Piano Man about space, Earth, and how wild it is that any of us are here at all

What it’s really been like growing from 3,000 followers before the pandemic to 300,000 now

My attempt to make a two-ingredient chocolate cake with soda… which got very questionable, very fast

Also included:

Advice on social media, business, comparison, and dating

Mama Schall calling in with producer shout-outs and motherly wisdom

The Mallorca countdown because we leave in 48 hours

This one is funny, messy, a little sentimental, and very much a celebration.

If you’ve been part of this journey in any way, thank you. This milestone means so much to me.

If you want more behind-the-scenes chaos, head over to Patreon: Schall We Talk And if you’re watching on YouTube, please subscribe, like, and comment. We’re clawing our way toward 10,000 subscribers and every comment helps.

Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Tamar Fix and Dr. Piano Man

Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/SchallWeTalk
Goals List Calendars: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RobynsBookShop

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This episode was supposed to be simple. After you guys loved the cabin-in-the-woods chaos, we thought - let’s do it again, but on the beach. What could go wrong?

Everything. Absolutely everything.

In this episode you’ll see:
Our beach attempt where it’s freezing, windy, and the ocean is literally attacking us every 10 seconds
The pier attempt where Security is “directing,” forgets his notes, and breaks his phone mid-filming
The Central Park pond attempt featuring turtles, tourists, and audio so bad it sounds like we’re interviewing strangers
The final pivot where we somehow stitch together whatever footage survived

Also included:
Games that make zero sense
Me realizing mid-episode this might never air
Security confidently taking control… and immediately losing control
A very expensive “low production value” episode

And somehow… here we are.

If you’ve ever had a day where nothing goes right—this one’s for you.

If you want more behind-the-scenes chaos, head over to Patreon: Schall We Talk And if you’re watching on YouTube, please subscribe, like, and comment. We’re clawing our way toward 10,000 subscribers and every comment helps.

Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Thomas Ives, Tamar Fix and Dr. Piano Man

Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/SchallWeTalk

Goals List Calendars: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RobynsBookShop

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This one is a scarrrrrrryyyyy one in the best way. Part 2 of Security's under-$80 Airbnb is here!!! 

So, we did not do the smart thing and leave before dark. No. We stayed in the creepy little cabin/shed/wooden box in the middle of the woods and filmed a spooky nighttime episode instead. Naturally.

In this episode we talk: 

Why this episode exists in the first place: an Airbnb challenge that got wildly out of hand The horrifying realization that our “cabin” was basically a wooden shed in the woods 

Our growing fear of bears, serial killers, ghosts, spiders, coyotes, wolves, and literally every sound outside 

My Ouija board story and why I will never mess with spirits again 

The ghost story from our childhood house where footsteps downstairs were just… a normal thing 

The absolutely terrifying Ohio Airbnb where we heard a woman screaming in the distance all night 

The D.C. Airbnb mystery where a TV turned on by itself in the middle of the night and nobody in the house claimed it 

The punishment for every time I said “like” too much: 20 minutes alone outside in the dark 

A surprisingly emotional middle-of-the-woods ramble about some of the happiest moments of my life, including going viral, my first date with Dr. Piano Man, getting engaged, getting my leg braces off, and proving one awful guy wrong at Town Hall

Mama Schall's spooky motherly advice: turn on all the lights, keep your phone charged, and call someone if things start feeling weird

Also in real life, right after filming this, Security realized he lost his wallet in the woods. So yes, this little Airbnb adventure kept giving.

If you want more behind-the-scenes chaos, head over to Patreon: Schall We Talk And if you’re watching on YouTube, please subscribe, like, and comment. We’re clawing our way toward 10,000 subscribers and every comment helps.

Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Thomas Ives, Tamar Fix and Dr. Piano Man 

Goals List Calendars: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RobynsBookShop

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This episode is a full rollercoaster.

We start with the biggest update: we officially crossed sell my art in Central Park off the goals list and had our very first art show and sale for Muddy Paws Rescue… and you guys showed UP. It was fun, emotional, chaotic, and yes, there was immediately a fight with a man claiming our spot in the park. Security went full big brother mode. I was just trying to sell paintings and save puppies. 

In this episode we talk:
The Central Park art sale and how we raised $5,500 for Muddy Paws
The man who tried to bully us out of our space before the show even started
Meeting so many of you in person and why these goals-list events always mean so much to me
Why I couldn’t sleep after the adrenaline crash and recorded another middle-of-the-night podcast
My full thoughts on the Bachelorette / Mormon wives / Taylor Frankie Paul situation and why ABC really pulled the season
A deep dive into wild Reddit wedding stories

Mama Schall closes things out with producer shout-outs and motherly advice about staying calm when dealing with bullies and not losing your temper.

If you want more behind-the-scenes chaos, head over to Patreon: Schall We Talk

And if you’re watching on YouTube, subscribe, like, and comment. We are still clawing our way to 10,000 subscribers one strange episode at a time.

Producer shout-outs:

Susan Santoro, Veronica, Deanna, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man

Goals List Calendars: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RobynsBookShop

Cabin in the Woods Airbnb Disaster 

Okay friends, this episode is chaos from the jump. What started as a normal podcast idea about Airbnb horror stories somehow turned into Security finding us an actual $70 Airbnb in New York… which turned out to be a tiny cabin in the woods with hammocks, ladders, an outhouse, a bear warning sign, and absolutely no chance I was sleeping there. 

In this episode we talk:
-How a casual studio conversation turned into “find an Airbnb under $80 and we’ll film there”
-The horrifying moment I realized we were truly in the woods and could absolutely be murdered for content
-The cabin setup: two loft cots, hammocks, an outhouse, and me immediately deciding we were leaving before dark
-Airbnb horror stories from you guys 
-Our own unhinged Airbnb stories, including the Seattle basement grandma-and-grandpa surprise
-The absolutely insane LA Airbnb saga where an owner tried to scam me for $1,400 and lost
-Why I could never be a nurse, camper, or apparently a person who pees in an outhouse
-Mama Schall's producer shout-outs and emergency motherly advice from the wilderness

Also, full disclosure: this episode exists in a weird timeline because we filmed this before Security realized he lost his wallet in the woods. So if you follow me on Instagram and know the wallet drama… just know Future Robyn is protecting Past Robyn from that emotional spiral for now. 💀

If you want more behind-the-scenes chaos, head over to Patreon: Schall We Talk 
 And if you’re watching on YouTube, subscribe, like, and comment. We are still clawing our way to 10,000 subscribers one strange episode at a time.

Producer shout-outs:
 Tony Hatinger, Veronica, Deanna, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man 

Goals List Calendars: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RobynsBookShop

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Okay, this one is a little unhinged in the best way. Part of this episode was filmed in the past, part was filmed in the future, and somehow Security and I still ended up doing what we do best: giving advice we may or may not be qualified to give. 

In this episode we talk:

Why this episode is confusing on YouTube: past Robyn is in a baseball cap and long dark hair and future Robyn in a jean jacket and short brown hair.

I give Security advice about a friend group where everyone talks badly about one person and he’s stuck in the middle

Security giving me advice about how to deal with someone who constantly messes up websites, flyers, cameras, and socks with holes in them and happens to be your brother.

The official calendar launch and how my mother bought TEN of them immediately.

Our billion-dollar Shark Tank idea: underwear with my butt painting printed on the butt.

The actual advice segment: Security and I answer relationship and life questions separately to see who gives better advice.

Love bombing vs real connection, bridesmaid budget drama, getting iced out at work after a promotion, and the universal truth that some men simply need to be dumped.

Mama Schall calling in mid-episode, giving producer shout-outs, and reminding us there is enough room for everyone.

Also, very important: in the comments, please let us know who gave better advice this episode. Me or Security? I already know the answer, but go ahead and confirm it. 

If you want more behind-the-scenes content, head over to Patreon: Shall We Talk 

And if you’re watching on YouTube, subscribe, like, and comment - we are still crawling our way to 10,000 subscribers.

Producer shout-outs:

Victoria, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, Dr. Piano Man, Toni Hatinger, Veronica, and Deanna 

Calendars - www.etsy.com/RobynsBookShop

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Okay this week’s episode starts off chaotic (as usual) because we tried to open by talking about “blind people” and immediately realized… let’s pick out words better. What we meant was: Love Is Blind, and how love can make you ignore red flags the size of Times Square.

We get into my full rant on this season (Pilates guy, period guy, and why some of these men should not be allowed near a Netflix casting form)… and then we read some of your real-life dating disaster submissions from the Schall We Talk website that made us both want to crawl under the table.

In this episode we talk:

The one and only time it’s acceptable to “order for the table” (and why most people still do it wrong)

First date money rules: who pays, when you offer, and why Venmo requests are a no on first dates.

Love Is Blind: why go on a show with that title if you’re going to keep announcing your “type” every 12 minutes

The infamous Pilot story (bus change included… yes, it’s worse than you remember)

Your bad date story: the “serious foodie” who ordered for you… and then Venmo’d you $47.32 with a smiley face

And we close out with Mama Schall’s Motherly Advice of the week: if a date starts going sideways, have an exit plan and never leave your drink unattended.

If you’ve got a bad date you need to get off your chest, submit it at SchallWeTalk.com and we’ll pull more for future episodes.

And if you want the behind-the-scenes chaos that can’t always make it on air, head over to Patreon: Shall We Talk 

Producer shout-outs:

Toni Hattinger, Veronica, Deanna, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man 

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This episode was recorded at 3:47 in the morning because I couldn’t sleep… and instead of spiraling alone, I decided to turn on the cameras and talk to you.

What started as anxiety, overthinking, and a middle-of-the-night brain spiral turned into one of the most vulnerable (and chaotic) episodes we’ve ever done. There are Reddit deep dives, surprise guests, vulnerability, laughter, and a reminder that sometimes the quietest hours bring the most honest conversations.

In this episode we talk:

• Anxiety at 3am, career uncertainty, and the pressure of “what’s next”
• Viral videos vs. feeling like nothing is happening (and why our brains do that)
• Wild Reddit stories: matching wedding dresses with your mother-in-law, fake proposals, secret double lives, and DNA tests that blew up families
• Calling Security in the middle of the night to confirm I was actually recording (and him answering half asleep)
• Surprise appearance by Dr. Piano Man in his underwear and the incredible story of how he taught himself to read, discovered libraries, and became who he is today
• Love, partnership, and why being supported by the right person changes everything
• And we close out with Mama Schall's Motherly Advice of the week

Links & ways to get involved

Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic

Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk

Patreon Producers:

Toni Hattinger, Veronica, Deanna, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man

Produced by Security

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Hey KIDS! Today’s episode is a little different and honestly… a full rollercoaster.

Security actually did work (we’ll see how this goes) and pulled five memorable calls from my old podcast Call Waiting. I haven’t listened in over a year, so you’re getting my real-time reactions as we relive the chaos, the heart, and the “wait… did we really air that?” moments.

In this episode we talk:

Why I partnered with Betches, why the contract wasn’t great, and why I still did it anyway, the real reason we ended Call Waiting (and how it ended on good terms)

A scam story that will make you clutch your phone: DO NOT let strangers touch your phone (ever)

Overprotective Parents: the dad who wouldn’t allow sleepovers because “they’ll save THEIR kids first” (and then my flammable rope ladder logic)

The “Hercules” ex call. It’s  emotional, sweet, and the reminder that your partner should ignite your passion, not extinguish it

Halloween Ghost Stories: the top hat man… possibly Abraham Lincoln (jury’s out)

Dating Disasters: the Mexican food aftermath + cleaning frenzy + “Poop Boy” (I’m still unwell)

Thanksgiving gratitude that made us both soft: friendship love, support through grief, and why girlfriends are everything

And we close out with Mama Schall's Motherly Advice of the week:

 Know when a chapter is over. Change isn’t failure, it’s growth. 

If you want more behind-the-scenes content, head over to Patreon: Schall We Talk

And if you’re watching on YouTube: subscribe, like, and comment. We’re on the road to 10,000 subscribers and we are crawling there one person  at a time.

Producer shout-outs:

 Veronica, Deanna, Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, Dr. Piano Man, and Toni Hatinger 

Produced by: Security

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