People of Wal-Mart literally has its own website.  I went to get groceries and a couple of things I found to be amazing.

Nothing about this is funny.  I never thought I would see something like this in my life.  It's literally a precursor to World War 3.

Two well known Oklahoma BBQ restaurants burn down 2 days apart?  What is going on?  Also, when coaches answer questions it makes my eyes roll.  

The odds of things being less awkward are better if you show on time.  Also, my kindergarten teacher doesn't know me and acts like my cousin who is four years older invented the kindergarten honor roll.

I love the snow!  I'm a top flight snow driver and I've been called the Road Captain...right up until I wrecked.  

I just went to Las Vegas for 4 days and it was awesome.  Also, I spoke with an Oklahoma basketball legend to ask about something I've been wondering for 24 years.

I've often said I feel like a kid.  Do you know how you know you're old?  When you're having a real conversation about grass in your yard, you've achieved it!!!  Please pray for me!

If you're a lead singer in a band in Branson when you leave Branson do you tell people?  LOL!  

Why do people go crazy for the free t-shirt toss at sporting events?  I also paintballed this week.  So much physicalness. 

If there is a 88% chance of me never seeing a person again stop bringing new people to family Christmas functions. Also magnificent skating rink skaters are a thing.