My days of getting up a 6 AM for 3rd Grade basketball are over...Also, Is my friend the real Buffalo Bill?  Last but not least, I'm bringing back badminton!

Jr High Dances shape a lot of kids lives...I DJ'ed one last week.  You're welcome kids for me changing your lives.  Tell your friends.

Why do people take the same selfie....EVERY SINGLE DAY?  Have you ever had to listen to a deer hunting story if you're not a hunter?  What was your level of excitement to hear it?

Why do people say "As Well' at the end of every sentence.  I can't even focus when people say this.  Please pray for me because I'm a judger. 

Who says insurance conferences can't be all that you've ever dreamed.  Ric Flair and Migos made special appearances.  It was DDT city.

Halloween just seems different when you get older.  Things that kids did when I was a kid, I don't believe is a thing now.  

Why do celebrities have big heads when you see them in person.  Do you remember The Bozo Show game with ping pong balls...how did every kid not win the Schwinn bicycle?  How parents feel when you kid is missing for 2 minutes?

You would think that being childhood neighbors would count for something...  Not if they're a school teacher.  PS...Love the Bells

Is stealing really legal in San Francisco?  I just saw this tonight and am baffled.  My dad owes me an apology from 1987.  Plus, kids have mental problems who watch YouTube and listen to sounds. 

State Fairs and Red Rocks Amphitheatre Road Trip!