Life is Trash

Lawrence, Johnny and Rach are back - to the delight and amazement of at least three people - and are crawling ever closer, inch-by-inch to the conclusion of Moon Cursed, a bad book about lizard nobs which has, in many ways, become a curse in and of itself, unto their very lives at this point.

How Will Kris react to seeing her second corpse in as many days?

Will the police do a thorough, thorough, incredibly thorough investigation of an actual literal homicide scene, this time? or just sort of let everyone involved saunter off home?

Has Lori Handeland ever witnessed or been an active participant in actual human sexual intercourse?

Discover the answers to these burning questions and so many more in the thrilling continuation of... Life Is Trash!

Bloody typical, innit. You wait 6 months for a podcast, then three come out in a week. Anyway, its Lawrence, Johnny and Rach reading more Moon Cursed a surprisingly long and disappointingly turgid horny lizard fuck book extravaganza about the Loch Ness monster. You know the format. It's whatever.

How many corpses has Kristen Daniels stumbled over now? Fifty? More?

Does Eddy Mandem have yet more important things he would like to say?

Will anything actually happen in this book? Ever? Please?!

The answers to these questions and more may surprise you in this episode of Life Is Trash!

After a very, very, very long wait, the boys are back in town, business and black - and also Rach is there - with the latest instalment of lizard banging smut-tacular, Moon Cursed; a book. Allegedly.

Will Eddy Mandem ever stop talking?

Will *Johnny* ever stop talking?

Will we ever finish reading this god-forsaken book? It's been like two years we've been doing it, jesus christ

Discover the answers to these burning questions and more in the latest episode of Life Is Trash!

After really quite a substantial hiatus - I've been busy. Sue me. - them sassy boys, Lawrence and Johnny, are back with a special Christmas episode of Films are Trash. This episode was recorded in June, 2022, originally intended for a Summer release to subvert the notion of Christmas Specials, because that's the artistic hill we chose to die on. We then missed, not only that release window, but also the opportunity to release is as an actual, proper Christmas special, so now, are just unceremoniously dumping the episode into your ears in the middle of April in a move that critics are calling "very predictable". You're welcome.

Look, in many ways I edited this literal months ago and somehow forgot to actually upload it, but in many other ways, aren't we actually all a little to blame for that? Yeah. Satire. 

Anyway, join Lawrence, Johnny and Rach as they continue to talk about a relatively short book about lizard knobs, which has taken them more than two years to get very slightly over halfway through. 

Rocking a rhyme that is - very surprisingly - right on time, literally for once, Lawrence, Rach, Johnny and Eddy return in punctual form to spaff out some beans about the seventeenth chapter of literary warcrime, Moon Cursed.

What the hell *was* Liam doing there?

How well do horses fare in fistfights? 

How many delicious frothy pints can one man consume in the space of a minute and a half?

Find out the answer to these sad little queries and much, much more in the thrilling continuation of Life Is Trash!

Yeaaaaah, boi!

Lawrence, Rach, Eddy and Johnny, making his glorious return to this utter tripe-wagon put their collective noses back to the grind-stone and sigh wearily through the sixteenth chapter of Moon Cursed: some sad, unsexy words, printed in what, it must be said, has to be very close to a comprehensible order, actually.

Where did Liam Grant learn to use a hammer?

What is Dance Wednesday and where can I sign up?

Does Eddy's consistently malfunctioning zoom account detract from or augment the podcast, as a whole?

Discover the answers to these burning little questions and many more in this scintillating episode of Life is Trash!

Back on their bullshit, Lawrence, Rach, Eddy and a mysteriously and conspicuously absent Johnny once more neglect to don their protective goggles and instead stare dead-eyed and slack jawed into the raging, blinding inferno of garbage that is Moon Cursed - A book about dinosaurs almost shagging.

Will you squirm with discomfort as Lori Handeland's racialist language dances just a little too close to the line?!

When's something else actually going to happen in this book?!

Is Eddy really as good a boy as he claims to be?!

Peep dis shit and find out, king. 

After what you could charitably call a six month hiatus, though could more accurately be described as just giving up, Lawrence, Johnny, Rach and Eddy make their heroic return to the podcast world with this, the fourteenth chapter of Moon Cursed - a book which genuinely cost less money to buy than most packs of toilet paper.

Can anyone remember what's going on?

Was anything actually going on at all?

Who the fuck microwaves coffee?

Why not check-a-look and see in the thrilling continuation of Life Is Trash?!

After the series peak in both quality and eroticism of the previous episode, why not allow Lawrence, Johnny, Rach and Eddy to quite abruptly dump you back into the nether-zone of hooting, yelping and general mediocrity in episode 13 of jumbled mess of wank-words, Moon Cursed, which critics (I) have been calling 'scarcely a podcast at all at this point'

Was sex with human horse man, Liam Grant good enough to make Kris to forget all her - frankly - absolutely riveting trust issues?

Will anything happen in this chapter? Like, literally anything at all?

Would you like to book Lawrence for professional quality voice over work at affordable prices?

Why not check a look and see in the thrilling continuation of Life Is Trash!