Lifetime Sentence

This week we kick back and have some fun! Erin watched Britney Ever After, the not at all authorizes Britney Spears story.  We talk Ramen Hair, sing incessantly, and Erin struggles with her love for men in white baseball hats, and Kevin Federline. We also take several hard turns into the discography of the late 90’s and Early 00’s. Then Paul tells us the true story of QUEEN Brit Brit, her rise, her fall, and how she’s still charming even when she sets things on fire. 

Theme music includes:

"Half Mystery"

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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edited for length

This week we cover a horrific and fascinating case. Erin watched Girl in the Box, a movie about a badass woman who survives a horrific kidnapping. Then Paul tells us the true story of Colleen Stan and how she survived the horrors of Cameron Hooker and his wife Janice. We chat about the ins and outs of hitchhiking, and how far is too far to go for the one you love. Then we muse about how well we would hold up in a kidnapping, spoiler alert! Not very well.

Theme music includes:

"Half Mystery"

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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edited for length

This week Erin watched a completely insane movie about twins of indeterminate age, their insane father who is a terrible pastor. Oh! and there's also a murder at the end for...reasons? It was an hour and 27 minutes of absurdity. Then Paul does a couple of shallow dives into Pastor's Kids who Kill since this week's movie flirted a LOT with the constraints of reality. Finally, Erin tries to impart wisdom to always value your worth, especially when negotiating pay for murdering someone. 

Theme music includes:

"Half Mystery"

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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edited for length

This week we cover another super dark case so buckle up! Erin watched Cleveland Abduction which, when combined with Serial seasons 1 & 3 is one long infomercial about why you should never go to Cleveland. Then Paul tells us the true story of the abductions of Michelle Knight, Amanda Berry, and Gina DeJesus by the world’s grossest human, and their amazing escape. Cheers to these badass ladies!

Theme music includes:

"Half Mystery"

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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edited for length

The dumb teenagers are back so bless us all!! This week, Erin watched Restless Virgins, a movie about...well...restless virgins. We talk about the hierarchy of bougie sports (white baseball caps win all), hideous sweaters, and what rich people do to pass the time. Then Paul tells us the story of Milton Academy and their fall from grace many, many, many times over. Get out your school uniforms and remember to tip your hallway performers. This is a fun one!!

Theme music includes:

"Half Mystery"

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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edited for length

Today we talk about the Lifetime movie that should have been! We are talking Netflix’s Tiger King. Hear our dream casting for the inevitable movie, our opinions on this wild cast of characters, and comment on the MANY true crime’s that come to light during this story. Grab your sardine oil, don’t do meth, and pull of a chair because Lifetime couldn’t have written anything better if they tried.

Theme music includes:

"Half Mystery"

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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edited for length

This week Erin watched Bond of Silence, a movie with a bunch of actors people will recognize, but none by name. We talk again about how stupid teenagers are, except this time, it turned deadly. Then Paul tells us the real story of the death of Bob McIntosh, and his amazing wife Katy who may actually be a super hero.

Theme music includes:

"Half Mystery"

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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edited for length

Surprise! It's another mob movie! This week Erin watched Wisegal, a movie about a badass woman in the mob who kicks ass, takes names, and is...not entirely real. Then Paul does a few shallow dives into the lives of some real badass mob ladies who really knew how to play the game.

Theme music includes:

"Half Mystery"

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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edited for length

We went long this week but I hope you don’t mind because this week is Casey Anthony, and we have FEELINGS. Rob Lowe is back to prosecute Casey Anthony in the Lifetime Movie, and Nancy Grace is there to scream “TOT MOM” repeatedly. Then we rage for a long, long time about the true facts of this case, Casey, her parents, and that creep Jose Baez.

Theme music includes:

"Half Mystery"

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

edited for length