Bored housewife seduces hot pizza guy for free pizza, but is desire worth $29.99? Do I have your attention yet? This short film was fantastic! It was cheesy, gooey, funny, and full of parmesan and tomato sauce. This was such a fun interview and I hope that one day you can all watch this short film.
¼ cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese
2 Tbsp. kosher salt
1 Tbsp. everything bagel spice mix, plus more for garnish
2 oz. vodka
4 oz. marinara sauce
¾ oz. fresh lemon juice
⅛ tsp. hot sauce
1 lemon wedge
Parmesan Salt
Pork pepperoni slice and lemon wedge, for garnish
In a small bowl, combine the Parmesan and salt.
Using the tips of your fingers, smoosh the salt and cheese together until evenly mixed. (Alternatively, you can use a spice grinder or mortar and pestle, if available.)
In a glass or small bowl, combine the everything bagel spice and the vodka.
Let sit for 10 minutes to infuse, then strain the vodka through a fine-mesh strainer into a shaker, discarding the solids.
Add the marinara sauce, lemon juice, and hot sauce. Shake briefly, without ice, to combine.
Use a lemon wedge to moisten the rim of a tall glass and then dip it in the Parmesan Salt to coat the rim.
Fill the glass with ice and pour in the contents of the shaker.
Garnish with a pepperoni slice and a lemon wedge on a pick and sprinkle some everything bagel seasoning over the top.
Serve with a bubble tea straw.
the camera cuts to his face looking stupid as hell.
cheese drips, a glob of it.
you feel aroused, but confused.As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow or subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.