Lip Service: An Advice Podcast

 This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features AVERY ANNE and DAYLEN MENDONCA, two of the brave souls who help keep our live show from becoming a full-blown class action lawsuit.

Together we tackle the issues tearing society apart: whether you clump or fold toilet paper, what to do when your sister-in-law tries to spiritually annex your parents, and whether a Hinge date showing you body cam footage of him shooting a dog is a red flag or just cop foreplay.

Elsewhere in the chaos: sharing lube with your brother, relationships that mysteriously self-destruct at the six-month mark, older sisters dating men your age, and the timeless romantic dilemma of sleeping with your cousin but technically not committing incest because you aren’t blood related.

Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.

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Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz

Guest: @brentreedcomedy

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Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show: 

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🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW 

Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 

📍 East Austin Comedy Club

🗓 Every Thursday 

⏰ 9PM 

Listen first. Then come see it live! 

Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! 

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TBH I'm watching the World Cup and NBA Finals so I'm going to write this later. But we love Kylie and we love you all!!!!

xoxo - Kylie (T) & Sarah

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features BRENT REED, Austin comedy's favorite southern belle. A man who somehow sounds polite while saying the most unhinged things imaginable. 

Together we tackle the issues tearing society apart: whether you should fire a client situationship after he cheats on your best friend, what to do when your wife cheats on you with your dad, and whether it's acceptable to publicly shame a 29-year-old for dating an 18-year-old.

Elsewhere in the chaos: daddy issues (i.e. fighting your father), dressing your boyfriend like a Build-A-Bear, slapping Benson Boone, anime, and the eternal struggle of convincing your boyfriend to let you do butt stuff.

Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.

0:00 Intro

1:29 Guest intro: Brent Reed

11:13 ~~~ Audience Advice ~~~

11:26 BFF's situationship cheated on her. I 'm his personal trainer

18:00 My wife cheated on me... with my dad. Do I kill him?

24:10 How do I get my boyfriend to wear more than one outfit?

30:25 29-year-old man dating an 18-year-old?

39:36 One-night stand asked me to slap him...

48:00 My boyfriend won't let me peg him :(

1:04:34 Plugs

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Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz

Guest: @brentreedcomedy

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🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW 

Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 

📍 East Austin Comedy Club

🗓 Every Thursday 

⏰ 9PM 

Listen first. Then come see it live! 

Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! 

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features PAT DEAN, the man, the myth, the 50 time Velveeta room employee of the month. A man who self identifies as “no semen, just fire,” who allegedly shits diamonds, has definitely had sex with a woman, and is both extremely funny and suspiciously confident.

Together the gang tackles the real issues destroying modern civilization: whether bringing your new man to meet your evil ex situationship is empowering or just advanced psychological warfare, how to stop looking like a total pussy at the poker table, and why straight women keep finding men spiritually repulsive the second they start flirting.

Elsewhere in the chaos: emotional cuckolding, stick-and-ball masculinity, Shakespearean levels of romantic suffering, lesbian experimentation logistics, hot criers, bald men dating strategies, and the possibility that some men are being Pavlov-trained by female sadness. 

Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.

0:00 Intro

1:53 Guest intro: Pat Dean

13:33 ~~~ Audience advice ~~~

14:04 Evil ex situationship invited me to the bar… so I brought another man

19:03 How do I not look like a pussy at the poker table?

24:51 I’m straight but men repulse me when I flirt with them

31:11 Moved to Texas to build something “impossible”

34:36 How do you date nowadays?

41:37 My boyfriend got boners when I cried

45:55 How do I get my bff to dump her boyfriend?

50:38 Is Sarah psychic?

1:00:02 Plugs

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Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz

Guest: @patdeanrules

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🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW 

Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 

📍 East Austin Comedy Club

🗓 Every Thursday 

⏰ 9PM 

Listen first. Then come see it live! 

Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! 

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features sweet bb boi & friend of the pod, DIEGO DELGADILLO!

Together the gang tackles the real issues tearing society apart: how to convince your girlfriend to have a Shrek-themed wedding, whether ass or tits still reign supreme, and if a receding hairline should be treated like a relationship obstacle or a shared community challenge. They also investigate why people ghost, what cigarettes “don’t count,” and whether it’s possible to convince your wife to love you again.

Elsewhere in the chaos: an 18-year-old future father, an ex creeping on a new girl, lesbian flirting tactics, muffin man discourse, psychic revelations and the timeless pursuit of romantic validation.

Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.

0:00 Intro

1:18 Guest intro: Diego Delgadillo

7:14 Audience advice ~~~

7:38 Shrek themed wedding? 

12:51 A$$ or t!ts?

19:31 Why do you ghost someone?

23:52 A recently single friend is pregnant - the dad? 18 years old

28:17 My ex is creeping on my new girl

32:44 Seeing a guy with a receding hairline

38:42 Do you know the muffin man?

39:05 What cigarettes don't count?

44:39 How to convince wife to love me?

46:55 How to flirt with women as a woman?

50:20 Is Sarah Psychic?

1:00:20 Plugs

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Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz

Guest: @_fancyclown

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🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 

📍 East Austin Comedy Club

🗓 Every Thursday 

⏰ 9PM 

Listen first. Then come see it live! 

Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! 

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This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features the dangerously employable SAMI BLUMENTHAL. Sami may lose her job for appearing on this podcast, but fortunately humiliation builds character and content. Together Kylie, Sarah, and Sami tackle the important questions facing modern society: should you become an Etsy witch, can a jealous boyfriend compete with a hot sexy cat, and is “fight fire with fire” still good advice if it gives you crabs?

The gals also unpack one woman’s revenge plot against the man allegedly sleeping with half of Austin, the morality scale of egg-related assaults, and the theological implications of a pastor jerking off in front of mega church staff (“a pastor gets off”). Along the way: litter dick, hearwoman (the opposite of semen), surprise yolk attacks, remodeling trauma, born-again behavior, and the eternal question: balls or butt?

Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.

0:00 Intro

2:08 Guest intro: Sami B

14:41 Audience advice ~~~

15:42 Jealous of my GF's cat

19:21 Is an Etsy witch a good idea?

25:17 Mega Church revenge

28:40 My ex situationship…should I sleep with his hotter roommate?

33:03 I yolked my friend's pants

37:38 My brother got kicked out of college

40:22 How often should you scratch & sniff?

47:30 Is Sarah Psychic?

1:02:40 Plugs

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Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz

Guest: @iamsamibee

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🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at

📍 East Austin Comedy Club

🗓 Every Thursday

⏰ 9PM

Listen first. Then come see it live!

Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!

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We’ve reached episode 10 of the Lip Service Podcast and honestly? We had to celebrate. This week we’re joined by our good friend TAYLOR JAMES (from Idaho), and things get… spiritual. The trio attempts to determine who is most connected to the source... and let’s just say, the answer may involve childhood head trauma and a well-placed pencil.

Together, the gang tackles your problems including: manifesting better men (or at least less terrible ones), falling in love in under a week (with a gun-loving American while you’re Canadian… tough break), whether people are actually okay being alone, post-divorce hoe math, getting played by a “famous” finance bro, convincing your wife to move to Texas, and what to do when your coworker steals your entire personality. Plus: friend-zone heartbreaks, Lady Gaga vs. your relationship, and a psychic showdown that absolutely no one asked for.

Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.

0:00 Intro

2:08 Guest: Taylor

9:29 Audience Advice ~~~

9:56 Bad taste in men

14:58 5-day love crisis

19:05 Being alone???

24:26 Divorce → hoe phase

28:39 Finance bro menace

34:16 Move to Texas

38:25 Guy friend heartbreak

43:17 Style stealers

46:07 Gaga vs. me

48:37 Is Sarah Psychic?

57:24 Plugs

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Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz

Guest: @taylorjamesidaho

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🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW

Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at

📍 East Austin Comedy Club

🗓 Every Thursday

⏰ 9PM

Listen first. Then come see it live! Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features TWO very special guests: US! That's right, the cohosts that have brought you everything from wolf shirts to anal are back to do it all over again. But this time? They'll only have themselves to rely on. Luckily, both these broads love yapping. Together the dynamic duo tack topics including: is it ever okay to sleep with your married boss (even if you're ugly), what to do if your ex unblocks your number but not his heart, and how to assist a friend who has become internet infamous. Not to mention: high school coach and/or husband antics, girl ghosting operations, hip hub trauma, crushing crushes, and the horrors of a kind girlfriend. And in a final twist, Kylie steps into her new wolfy powers while Sarah gives her psychic connection some much needed rest.Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.0:00 Intro2:37 Guest intro: US!9:09 Audience advice ~~~9:42 Can you sleep with your boss if you're ugly?12:30 Worst vs best first date in Austin19:52 Traumatized by East Austin21:50 Should I tell my friend his crush doesn't like him?24:10 This girl I'm texting hasn't responded to the last two messages27:22 Ex texted to say hi and then blocked me again31:10 I don't like how my girlfriend treats me34:55 Should I believe my husband? (or the 17 yo texting him)39:05 Friend drunkenly gave a street review.. it's bad42:38 Back at home, how to top van life in Hawaii?54:24 Is Kylie Psychic?_______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz_______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features a very special guest: Kylie’s BOYFRIEND comedian Nik Oka. Tensions are high, boundaries are low, and Sarah's psychic abilities are questioned for the first time. Together, they tackle audience questions that spiral from workplace ethics to full-blown skywriting revenge plots.

Topics include: the business of open relationships, what exactly is a gooch (and should you know by 28?), and whether you should move countries to live with your newly divorced, freshly out boss. Plus: a surgeon Twitch-streaming mid-operation, accidental cuckolding logistics, forensic eyeliner investigations, and the age-old question: are chemtrails real, or are we just asking the wrong people?

Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.

0:00 Intro

1:49 Guest intro: Nik Oka

12:30 Audience question: Reporting a coworker for FaceTiming (or… streaming surgery?)

17:33 Audience question: Roommate sex you can hear

21:27 Audience question: Open relationship jealousy (it’s just business, toots)

29:44 Audience question: What is a gooch?

32:42 Audience question: Best friend won’t leave toxic ex

38:51 Audience question: Move abroad with your boss?

44:21 Audience question: Mystery eyeliner investigation

50:19 Audience question: Cheating ex strikes again

53:24 Audience question: Chemtrails intervention

54:24 Is Sarah Psychic?

1:05:40 Plugs

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Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz

Guest: @nikokacomedy

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🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW

Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at

📍 East Austin Comedy Club

🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PM

Listen first. Then come see it live!

Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

00:00 Introduction

04:24 Introducing Rafael Cruz

10:07 Audience Advice

23:14 Special Pop-in!

47:50 Is Sarah Psychic?

56:28 Final Plugs

_______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @rafaelcruzcomedy _______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933