Lip Service: An Advice Podcast

Episode 6 of the LIP SERVICE PODCAST features homie, comic, and moonlighting philosopher DAYLEN MENDONCA! We talk about some real life stuff, from credit scores, to how we are all our dads’ semen, to whether or not Daylen can read. We cover crucial topics like “Can Daylen read?” and how to avoid finding yourself on a one-way trip to Resentmenton. Kylie and Sarah teach Daylen about Toxic Shock Syndrome, and together we figure out a plan for what to do if your hookup’s kitchen is filled with pervy cockroaches. Plus: what is solipsism? And how do you know when it’s time to end a relationship?Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications._______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @daylen_mendonca _______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

The incredibly cool PRIYA BLUNTS joins the LIP SERVICE podcast this week!

We do a pretty thorough deep dive on the beautiful abomination that is the French Bulldog before diving into your questions. Topics include: Should you give your avoidant ex the time of day? What ever happened to intergenerational pornography? Why are men always threatening to make women squirt these days? Plus, what to do when your boss controls when you pee, and when everyone’s been to India but you. And during IS SARAH PSYCHIC, Priya asks the ancient and mystical tarot a profound and singular question: “Does he like me?”

Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.0:00 Intro7:05 Guest intro: Priya Blunts20:20 Audience question: I'm in love with my best friend's dad...26:03 Audience question: Second text was "let's just have sex"35:17 Audience question: Should I tell my friend her crush doesn't like her?39:27 Audience question: Any tips for dealing with a micro...46:44 Audience question: Avoidant ex wants to hang out and I kinda want to go51:22 Audience question: What is the statute of limitations on Siblings (????)53:02 Is Sarah Psychic?1:06:02 Plugs_______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE

Instagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: ⁠ ⁨ @priyablunts  _______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS

Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).

Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW

Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features CAMERON ILLIG, an ageless and timeless comic shockingly from Florida. Kylie and Sarah thoroughly inspect his webbed feet before diving into questions leftover from the live show.

Topics include: Is Paddington 2 really anti-prison? How much lying to your family is too much lying to your family? What does YOUR loofah say about your sexual preferences? And most importantly: does Cam have a booger in his nose? Plus: Netflix and Chilling with your mom, and heated rivalry for really old people. No, even older than that. And in this week’s IS SARAH PSYCHIC, Cam gets in touch with his feminine side to secure a new job!Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.

0:00 Intro

2:21 Guest intro: Cameron Illig

9:17 Audience question: Nose hair despair

13:36 Audience question: Avoiding awkwardness with mom

19:29 Audience question: Friend rage baits when drunk

26:21 Audience question: Self-destructive friend wants to move here

33:15 Audience question: Lying to my BF's parents

39:34 Audience question: Just found out my Gma was a swinger

47:46 Is Sarah Psychic???

59:22 Plugs

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💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE

Instagram: @lipservicecomedy

Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz

Guest:  ⁨@cameronillig1267⁩ 

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📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS

Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:

👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666

_______________________________________________

🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW

Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at

📍 East Austin Comedy Club

🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PM

Listen first. Then come see it live!

Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933

The LIP SERVICE podcast is back again! Kylie and Sarah are joined by retired hot air balloonist and comedian Anthony Pappaly. In this episode: A boyfriend at girls night — is nothing sacred? Plus, why are run clubs so horny? And are migraines even real tho?Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.

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💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE

Instagram: @lipservicecomedy

Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz

Guest: @anthonypappaly

_______________________________________________

📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS

Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly). Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666

_______________________________________________

🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW

Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at

📍 East Austin Comedy Club

🗓 Every other Thursday

⏰ 9PM

Listen first. Then come see it live!

Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-tickets-1317795655279

In this episode of LIP SERVICE, Kylie and Sarah kick it with Austin comic HEATHER KEITH! We offer her unsolicited diagnoses and recall some bad advice we’ve given lately before diving into YOUR questions. We tackle some big ideas, like can gay men clap hands, or only cheeks? What if Jesus jacked off? Is living secretly in someone’s home good revenge? And will Heather be, as the tarot promises, the King of Handjobs (at least in February)? Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications._______________________________________________💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICEInstagram: @lipservicecomedyHosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @adultkiddo _______________________________________________📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONSHave a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666_______________________________________________🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOWLip Service is a live comedy advice show at📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PMListen first. Then come see it live!Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-tickets-1317795655279

In this inaugural episode of LIP SERVICE, Kylie and Sarah get a taste of southern comfort with show regular *Avery Anne*.

Join us as we revisit old Lip Service questions and offer fresh advice on classic conundrums, like:

“uber blow job?” and “I lust after him even though he sued me.”

Along the way, we cover deep philosophical quandaries such as:

- Is being punctual a product of anxiety or growing up in proximity to trains?

- Is Zac Efron making the women of Austin sad?

- And since we’re already full of microplastics should we just get boob jobs?

Plus: should we forgive our parents or what?

Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.

NOTE: Sorry for the sound quality drop off at ~30mins. Our microSD card filled up but I have since ordered a replacement so will NOT happen again! XOXO

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💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE

Instagram: @lipservicecomedy

Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutz

Guest: @iamaveryanne

_______________________________________________

📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS

Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).

Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:

👉 Submission form linked below & in our biohttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQ

_______________________________________________

🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW

Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at

📍 East Austin Comedy Club

🗓 Every other Thursday • ⏰ 9PM

Listen first. See it live.

Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-tickets-1317795655279