Ooo weee baby we have a banger this week! Brandon’s got anniversaries, birthdays, and homophobia when researching last weeks title. Our state of America segment: tesla, tactical dads, and acting locally. Not Like Us might have joined Hit Em Up, not in a good way. Little girls dance recitals. 

A simple first trip to the mall gets really turned inside out when we somehow discuss porn. Influencers getting clowned is kinda stupid, plus about 6 movies that are “aight but kinda stupid”. Back to the mall for some hot pretzels and expensive baby blankets. Then we have our annual AGS (any given sunday) review, this year with fresh concepts and points of view. Gratitude from a gift isn’t about a thank you, it’s about using that gift. Tales from the liquor store and “Thick ATF” might be the first adult film the boys will direct.

Anthony Michael Hall really had a run and was smart. Watch Johnny B Goode damn you. Credere and Brandon’s watch list. Influencer roundup with our disgust interspersed. What headphones are you wearing? What is the best frames for Brandon’s next pair of glasses. Tanning talk. This one was fun to do thanks to Dr Norms THC cookies, Dr Norm fucks!

Shout out to the 504 (area not zip code). Quick NBA talk. Cigarette companies stopped candy cigarettes but did it make a difference. Andrew Schultz special has a bit about IVF that Brandon says describes his whole past year. Many recommendations made on this episode. Great American films and what makes them great. Two heterosexual men choose what male actor is hotter. Brandon is Good Will Hunting of the laundry room. 

On Academy Award night the guys reflect on how much they don’t care about the awards, not even to be antagonistic. Oscar Parties of years past. Current films we watched. Baby photo shoot and a new Armenian Dr. graces Brandon’s life.

The boys do a brief history of Levi’s and Brandon not wearing wranglers. Fatherhood a month in: not too much to do but zero down time. SNL 50 review of the show and concert, some spoilers; our bad. Fetty Wop history and his connection to Bluetooth speakers. Movie reviews: The Gorge, Bad Boys 4, Long Legs, and Piece by Piece, shout out Pharrell. Brandon thinks movies and sports will end, Credere thinks they are set up for the future. Whose side are you on?

We start with reviewing the Super Bowl and all media hoopla. With it being a celebration of 500 shows, we break down how the show started and why. Credere has an epiphany of what could’ve been said while receiving a new hat. It’s the Jetsons nursery at Brandon’s house with all the gizmos. Dino eggs oatmeal and smores pop tarts are discussed. Wild white frat guy shit to play us out.

Thank you everyone that has been a loyal listener, has told people about the show and all who are in our lives: Thank You and get ready for the next 500.

Brandon’s parents were just in town and the weeks happening are talked about. Tagging and slang in the dictionary. Church Mass Review (new segment). Grammys 2025 and Benson Boone. Pineapple Express: the storm, the movie, the strain. Day time television and Gladiator II review. 

Our chance meeting at a grocery store 13 years ago has led us to where we are today, take that in cynics. Championship weekend roundup and Brandon’s yet again crushed. 2012 was the last year that hip-hop and rap was relevant to Brandon and possibly the world. We then take you through the birth of Brandon’s child: ripe with stories of LA annoyances. Birthing playlists is a thing?!