Listen Impossible

Get your sad pants on. On this episode, we discuss the artistic phenomenon that is the band Sleep Token and their new album Take Me Back to Eden. We uncode the motivation behind the album and the lore and appreciate the effort and emotion poured into the music and lyrics.

Coming Soon:

Series: Severance (Apple)
Movie: Mad Max Fury Road
Album: Uncle Lucious: The Light

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This isn’t a podcast episode where we rehash an entire movie plot but we do review the things the 2023 film Spiderman: Across The Spider-Verse does well and its potential place in what will eventually be a trilogy of films along with how it compares to other superhero films. We also discuss whether the Spider-Verse films have reset the standard for other animated film adaptions of this nature.

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Soon this podcast will be  joining the pop culture scene. In this recording, we shake off the cobwebs, trial some segments and a new recording set up. Each future episode will be a centered around a movie, album, tv show, etc.. On February 1st , we will bring our first real episode discussing the movie Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse. Until then, this is all we have to offer.

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You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

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On “the second part” we play more of our old podcast games with Christmas themes. The guys discuss who make the better Ebenezer Scrooge Larry David or Ozzie Osborne,  we see if the guys would pay 100 dollars to make a certain Christmas song go away,  see if the guys can guess what was the best selling Christmas toy in 1980, draft the worst things about Christmas and much more over the top stupidity that makes this podcast impossible to listen to.

Here is what ridiculous Christmas themed games we have in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode:

1. Mundane Matchup
2. Cash Test Dummies
3. Can You Guess?
4. Rough Draft

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You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Today, we have part one of a two part Christmas special where we play many of our old podcast games plus one new one. And if you haven’t guessed already, yes, they are Christmas themed. 
We try and determine how else Santa could deliver presents other than his sleigh, whether these guys would rather eat a pound of fruit cake or a pound of fruit cake in one sitting, what the guys would give Alex Jones for Christmas and much more.

Here is what games are in the Listen Impossible Files for this Christmas episode:

1. Invention Deficit Disorder 
2. Rock and a Hard Place
3. Profane Presents
4. Christmas Island Scenario 

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You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is what’s in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode:

We start with a little thanksgiving talk and JJ gets irrationally angry about pies. Then the hosts play a game where they have to make up their own Florida man stories while including the  four random  things they are given each round. Here are the eight rounds. 

1.

Hurricane Ian
Hang gliders
Assault rifles 
Portable boom box 

2.

KY Jelly
A movie theater 
Limp Bizkit T shirt 
A super soaker water gun

3.

Cocaine 
Hairdryers
A Bill Cosby Mask
A plunger 


4.

Spandex 
Posters of Delivan
A loud speaker 
Firecrackers 

5.

A bounce house 
Naked
Fruit
Money

6.

Adult diapers
Gummy worms 
A Zoo
Pokémon Go

7.

Retirement Village 
Wind up Chattering Teeth
Laxatives
Satanic Panic 

8.

Alligator(s)
Sled
Meth
Fuck Joe Biden Flag

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You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is what’s in the Listen Impossible Files for this all Florida episode:

1. Florida couple gets 65 pounds of marijuana shipped to them in storage totes they ordered from Amazon. 
2. Florida girl steals thousands of dollars from grandparents and starts handing it out at school
3. Florida man driving without two tires offers up paranormal explanation to police. 
4. Florida man running for mayor is caught on camera stealing another candidate's campaign signs. 
5. Florida man gets notice that he has been paying the wrong amount of rent to the wrong person. 
6. Florida police try and serve final eviction to wrong home. Lady lets them have it on ring doorbell.
7. Florida woman does not report mothers' death so she can continue receiving her disability payments. 
8. Florida police are called to domestic dispute over ownership of sex toy. 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

We are one of the few examples where “better late than never” doesn’t really apply. But here it is. Our second of the two Delivan-less episodes.

Here is what’s in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode:

1. A couple is video taped being openly intimate on a train. 
2. Squirrel gets stuck in supportive man’s toilet. 
3. A repeat offender kicks police in the balls yet again. 
4. A unfortunate hornographic growth. 
5. Woman blames drunk driving escapade on dog
6. A man plays dead hundreds of times on tik tok in hopes to land tv role as corpse. 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

Delivan had to miss this recording so we have postponed the Florida man game we planned.  We decided to do a couple smaller regular episodes with less topics that just ended up just being the same length as the other ones.

Here is what’s in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode: (Starts 10:49)

1. A home inspector is caught on a nanny cam doing inappropriate things with a Tickle Me Elmo doll
2. An optometrist is shocked at the number of contact lenses still on a patient’s eye. 
3. A teen steals and eats the world’s hottest gummy bear from a store shelf then immediately pays the consequences.
4. Man strips down naked at gas station then jumps into store ice freezer.
5. Vets are trying to slow down the hippo population in Columbia started by Pablo Escobar.
6. Man’s large penis prevents him from getting job. 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is what’s in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode:

Starts (13:26)

1. The ex COO of Beyond Meat bites a man’s nose in a parking garage. 
2. A man steals a robotic blow job machine from a sex shop after applying for a job there. 
3. A Japanese man is available for hire to do nothing with you. 
4. Front porch package thieves get upset after someone leaves them dirty diapers. 
5. A woman has hymen reconstructive surgery to be born again virgin.
6. A neighborhood kleptomaniac cat brings home something very personal. 
7. Bus driver gets assaulted  by angry parents after kids get dropped off late. 
8. A Florida man steals trailer with race cars inside after hurricane Ian. Decides he doesn’t want the cars and buries them.  

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.