Listen Impossible

We start with another recent mistaken animal identity story, Matt is willing to donate his nipples, Delivan thinks JJ would make a great slip and slide, and JJ tells us about how he bought his dad playboys. Then we dive into the listen impossible files for todays episode. 

Here is what’s in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode: 

1. Potty Mouthed Judge
2. How They caught The Largest Python Ever Found in Everglades 
3. Copy and Paste Coffee Typo
4. Florida Mans persistent 911 Calls
5. Chocolate Dick Lawsuit
6. Donate you poop for money

Story time with JJ: The Gift of Playboys 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is what is in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode:

1.  Odd animal mating traits guessing game
2. Monkey in bulletproof vest and camo dies in shootout
3. Puppy turns out to be not a dog
4. Crows were attacking people in park 
5. A ram in sentenced to jail time

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

On this episode, JJ tells us about a family member breaking their leg in his back yard and Matt illustrates how he would love to drive a recliner down the interstate then we dig into the files below. 

Here is what is in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode:

1. Penis Plants and the Cambodian government 
2. The Man with the Whistling Scrotum 
3. Koolaid Man Challenge Carnage  
4. Walmart Shopping Cart on the Interstate
5. Man Moving His Mobile Home Leaves a Trail of Destruction. 
6. The  Courteous Lawn Mower Thief  
7. Tesla Spontaneously Bursts into Flames Weeks after Crash  

And on Story time with JJ: Mom’s Broken Leg

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

On this episode we continue our simplified format. But we just did a worse job at it. This podcast is now simply geared toward talking about the weird, the absurd, the inappropriate, the humorous and the dumb from the news, history, science, pop culture, you name it. All while purposely being those things ourselves.

Here is what is in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode:

1. Offensive South Korean milk commercial
2. Fisherman finds surprise inside fish
3. Extreme undercover Canadian police training 
4. Maskless shopping murderer gets caught
5. Bank robber makes quick deposit 
6. Pope Urban bans tobacco for odd reason 
7. Honeymoon Rhinitis 

And on Story time with JJ: JJ tells the story about someone throwing mustard packets at people during his stand up comedy performance. 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

On this episode we start our simplified format. This podcast is now simply geared toward talking about the weird, the absurd, the inappropriate, the humorous and the dumb from the news, history, science, pop culture, you name it. All while purposely being those things ourselves. 

Here is what is in the Listen Impossible Files for this episode:

1. People who consumed mummies as medicine.
2. Woman who may receive payout from Car Insurance for getting STD in car.
3. Florida police snipers called in for alligators at an accident. 
4. President Jimmy Carter’s hilarious translator issues while in Poland in 1977. 
5. Incompetent Jet Ski thief in Florida. 
6. Parody Rent a Hitman website has been receiving real requests and catching people in the act. 
7. Woman killed by elephant has same unhappy elephant show up at funeral. 

And on Story time with JJ: JJ talks about mysteriously receiving a package of an edible “package” 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 39 recording session. Jason tells a grill ordering mishap story and then the hosts play a Disney music game in which they get a half second, 1 second, and then 2 seconds of Disney music. The guys have to determine the Disney owned movie or show from the shortest amount of music they can. 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com))

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is a crazy  “goofy” episode filled with tongue and cheek adult humor. This episode is seriously all Disney but not to be taken seriously.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Front End Facts: 

1. Old Yeller Dog Food
2. Cringy Old Mickey Comic 
3. Penny Arcade Opened with Real Guns

Lame Games: Marry-“F”-Kill

Killer Filler: Censoring Disney Movies 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 38 recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are 

World Naked Gardening Day
Awkward Situation Stories
Baked Potatoes 
Remote Control Adult Toys 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

All the regular hosts are here to talk about what was bicycle face, how often you should wash your blue jeans and then they tell you about what they would do in several awkward scenarios. Finally, it’s the old Rock and a Hard Place game. To kick off the episode, JJ tells us about how his pants ripping is such a chronic problem.  Good Luck!

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode: 

Front End Fact:  Bicycle Face

Dumbass Debate:  When to Wash Jeans

Killer Filler: Awkward Situations (What would the hosts do?)

Lame Games: Rock and a Hard Place

Fake Sponsor: JJ’s Gaslight 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the previous episode’s recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are:

A guy who decided to pleasure himself throughout a southwest flight. 
An Uber driver who was surrounded by people dressed as muppets. 
Kids who tried to become spider-man by letting a spider bite them.
Cannabis edibles being served to unknowing guests at a wedding.
A health agency who posted a foot fetish link. 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.