Listen Impossible

On the newest episode, we have a list of random things. Could also be things people do or things people say. The guys determine whether they are cool, used to be cool, or they never have been cool. Also, a surprising explanation for some giant sea serpent accounts from sailers from over the years.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Front End Fact:  Sea Serpent Sightings

Mega Segment: Playing it Cool 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Due to schedules and such we weren’t able to bring you a regular episode this week. However, Kid Commentator stars in a short episode with all the usual segments. And per usual he doesn’t pull his punches.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Kid Commentator Riddle Time

Front End Facts:

Lobster Feet
Guerrilla Burps
Not So French Fries
Evil Birthday Clowns 

Dumbass Debate:  Pirates or Ninjas

Killer Filler:

Part 1: What do adults do that you don’t understand?
Part 2: What do adults do that annoys you?
Part 3: What do kids do better than adults?

Lame Games: Podcast Island Scenario

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 35  recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are 

Pepsi Nitro
Bringing trailers through the drive thru
Someone paying for JJ’s McDonald’s milkshake
Selling a house with a pool shaped like a penis
A man who called the cops on his Meth
JJ getting an endoscopy two ways at once
A lady refereed to as the hugging bandit

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

JJ and Delivan bring a box of mystery stuff that was bought for 80 dollars at an online purchase return resale store. Find out what the guys found inside. Also, Delivan reads the most recent Apple podcast reviews. And we play some celebrity themed games.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Front End Fact:  Apple Podcast Reviews (27:19)

Dumbass Debate:  JJ’s Celebrity Redemption (37:24)

Killer Filler: Two Truths and a Lie Celebrity Game (1:05:45)

Lame Games: Name That Movie Audio Clip (1:29:46)

Fake Sponsor: Empty Stuff Inc.

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Delivan takes over hosting duties for a sports themed episode.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Front End Fact:  How Much of a Baseball Game is Actually Action 

Dumbass Debate:  Should Performance Enhancing Substances be allowed

Killer Filler: Sports That Are Better as a Kid/Adult

Lame Games: Dumb Rule Proposals For The Major Sports

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode — recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are: 

Lego Majestic Tiger has a butthole
The New Year's Car Fires
The 10th President's Living Grandson
Nike and the "Just Succ It" Botanical Business Slogan
JJ's Walmart Scooter Story

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Story time with JJ: Grade School  Book Banned (8:45)

Front End Facts: Classic Nintendo Games Theme (15:16)

1.Mike Tyson’s Punch Out Stereotype(s)
2.Goldeneye 007 Hidden James Bond Characters
3.Nintendo Buys Super Hornio Brothers Adult Films

Dumbass Debate:  Mario vs. Sonic (29:10)

Killer Filler: Games With  Weird or Inappropriate Gameplay (43:42)

1. Rex Ronan Experimental Surgeon 
2. Custers Revenge 
3. Goat Simulator 
4. The Guy Game
5. Hovver Bovver
6. Tonsil Terror
7. Simpsons Wrestling
8. Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude 

Lame Games: Rock and a Hard Place  (1:10:28)

Fake Sponsor: Vegan Vampires: The Video Game

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

This is a contender for top listen impossibility of the Listen Impossible's. We deliver on the podcast name thanks in part to beer sampling. But there are still sound bites, ridiculousness, and other fun to be had. Including a new segment featuring JJ. So, give it a try. Things we attempted to do are listed below.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Storytime With JJ: St. Louis Arch (13:13)

Front End Fact:  Does Randy Newman actually dislike short people? (27:25)

Dumbass Debate:  Sober is Not an Option (38:57)

Killer Filler: Intentionally Awful Product Pitches (51:45)

Lame Games: Zombie Island Scenario (1:10:31)

Fake Sponsor: Listen Impossible Podcast 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

David joins us once again in place of JJ this time. However, there are some short surprise appearances from JJ throughout this episode.  Some may even be a surprise to JJ himself. Join us for an adult humor-soaked episode full of unfortunate sound bites and head shaking fun.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Front End Fact:  Undercover Police On Undercover Police Action (12:24)

Dumbass Debate:  Future Artificial Intelligence Romance  (20:02)

Killer Filler: Sex Related Records (26:50)

Lame Games:  Two Truths and a Lie (Stories of karma and irony) (55:52)

Fake Sponsor: Scream Emporium (1:09:45)

Rear End Rants: Calling Out Jason’s Mistake (1:10:52)

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.