Listen Impossible

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 31 recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are an attack squirrel, cattle who moved into a vacant home, a boy who lost his nipples, what it’s like to be a Lego person,  an awkward picture taken for a rubber duck record, and we make our super bowl picks. 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is a mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 30  online recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are a gold medal winning rat, Dinosaur Train, Drain Weasels,  an interstate sign, two women assaulting a man with glitter in Florida, David Copperfield’s wealth and who knows what else.  

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

We welcome in guest David who fills in for an absent Matt for this online recording. Which gets a little broken. Not really broken, the back up audio isn’t actually that bad but that isn’t going to stop us from the naming the podcast episode what we did and it for sure isn’t going to stop kid commentator from commenting about it. For this episode, we unsuccessfully decipher if gum is actually food. Try a new disappearing act segment in which the guys have to decide which out of two items has to disappear forever. Plus bring back an oldie but goodie game Cash Test Dummies. Which was a lot of fun. So stop reading this and hit play. How much worse could this possibly get. 

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Front End Facts: Copyrighting magic and the CIA hiring a magician for help with LSD. (19:28)

Dumbass Debate:  Is chewing gum food? (26:31)

Killer Filler: Disappearing Act (one has to go) (41:19)

1. Forks or Spoons
2. Cookies or Candy  
3. Movies or TV Series
4. Soap or Toothpaste
5. Gloves or Hats
6. All Beef Products or All Pork Products
7. Dishwasher or Microwave
8. Large ball sports (basketball, football, soccer, bowling, volleyball, water polo etc) or Small/ No ball sports (hockey, tennis, baseball, ping pong, pool, swimming, wrestling, golf, gymnastics etc)

Lame Games: Cash Test Dummies (1:12:03)

Fake Sponsor: D.U.R.R. (Drug Use Resistance   Reevaluation (1:23:10)

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Here is our first mini episode containing the extra audio from the episode 29 recording session. Some of the random things discussed this time are plot armor, Star Wars, Forklifts, JJ’s distaste for Harry Potter,  a horrible virtual reality movie pitch by Jason, Danger Mouse Cartoon and other random worthless talk.


Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

This podcast has made its anticlimactic and most  unfortunate return in 2022. This episode we debate the stupidity and drinking skills of Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson. Then the mundane matchup segment make its return. Daffy and Donald Duck are facing off in a political debate while Willie Coyote and Tom Cat compete for your pest control services. Lastly the guys draft the worst children’s cartoon they can while putting little thought into it.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Front End Fact:  The “Real” Ghostbusters (22:00)

Dumbass Debate:  Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin (30:29)
- Who’s dumber
- Who can drink more
- Who’s funnier 

Killer Filler: Mundane Matchup (48:18)

- Pest Control: Willie Coyote vs Tom Cat
- Political Debate: Daffy Duck vs Donald Duck
- Master of Invention: Pinky and the Brain vs Rick and Morty
- Party Wingman: Beavis and Butthead vs Spongebob and Patrick
- Finding Your Lost Keys: Scooby Doo and Gang vs Inspect Gadget. 

Lame Games: Rough Draft (Children’s Cartoon Edition) (1:13:49)

Categories:
1. Intro Song
2. Narrator 
3. Main Character’s Anthropomorphic Animal 
4. Setting 
5. Villain 

Fake Sponsor: Matt’s Plot Armor (1:26:32)

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

A special Christmas episode from a special podcast with very special people. An episode for Christmas haters and lovers alike.  Santa is the not the only Christmas personality  who wants kids to behave. Learn about those, the history behind some of our Christmas traditions, some unfortunate holiday injury statistics,  a unique Christmas tradition trivia game, and what it would be like to live in a gingerbread house. You’ll love, you’ll learn,
you’ll laugh, and most of all you’ll regret.


Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Front End Fact:  Santa’s Scary and Crappy Friends
Krampus (16:54)
Christmas Witch (21:45)
Christmas Goblins ( Kallikantzaroi) (26:36)
Hans Trapp (29:38)
Christmas Log (33:29)
Whipping Father (36:22)
Mother Gryla (39:38)

Dumbass Debate:  (44:34)
Is Christmas Music Good?
Are Gift bags Cheating?
Real Christmas Trees worth it? 

Killer Filler: Christmas Origins, Stats, and Theories
Santa’s Origin Story (59:36)
Rudolph’s Beginnings (1:04:54)
Reindeer Names (1:06:22)
Jingle Bells Sings Thanks (1:09:05)
Christmas’s rocky start in the US. (1:11:09)
Deck the Halls with Holiday Injuries (1:13:18)
Christmas Tree Fires (1:15:21)
All about the Mistletoe (ft GI Joe and Loki) (1:16:54)
German Candy Canes (Not Urban Dictionary) (1:19:54)
Why Gingerbread Houses (1:20:49)
Christmas Colors (1:22:21) 
Christmas Trees Popularity Spike (1:23:51)
Setting the Date (December 25th) (1:26:00)

Lame Games: 
Worldwide Christmas Tradition  Trivia (1:29:20)

Fake Sponsors: 
Triumphant Tighties (42:03)
Blessed Bushes (57:19)
Gingerbread Rental Property (1:27:40)
Sacred Sweaters (1:43:48)
Meatnog (1:46:50)
Christmas Light Mirrors (1:46:50)
Wintry Wrapping Toiletries (1:46:50)

Outtakes: (1:50:52)
JJ Tummy Troubles
Garbage Truck Arms
Sitcoms
Turn Signals

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

On episode 27, we talk about the 1986 movie Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid and some other odd movie title choices and proposals from the past. Plus, we play a movie game in which goats become a part of somehow. Look, It’s something so we can get to our holiday season themed episode 28.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Front End Fact:  Proposed Movie Titles for Famous Movies

Dumbass Debate: Biggest Factor in How Many People Watch a Movie 

Killer Filler: Odd Movie Titles 

Lame Games:  Bad Movie Descriptions: 

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

The guys put their little brains and their big appetites to the test in this episode. They see if they can tell which food is brand name and which is store brand just by looks and taste. They also do the old fashioned Pepsi challenge and lose somehow. Check out front in facts for a literal death by chocolate attempt during World War 2 plus much more stupidity spread throughout the episode.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Front End Facts:  

Cranberry Bouncing (10:44)
Historical Lobster Abundance  (19:10)
Death by Chocolate Assassination Attempt  (27:52)

Dumbass Debate:  Coke vs Pepsi (35:47)

Killer Filler: Unique Foods from Around the Globe (52:07)

Lame Games: Brand Name Food Challenge (1:21:02)

Rear End Rants (1:58:16)

Outtakes (2:15:12)

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

Time for an Alien themed episode that will abduct your intelligence.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Front End Fact:  Alien Belief Statistics  (12:48)

Dumbass Debate:  Aliens in those UFOs or No? (27:27)

Killer Filler: Alien and UFO claims game (51:31)

Lame Games: Guess that pop culture Alien (1:10:35)

Fake Sponsor: Delivan’s Alien Pokey Pokey Experience (1:20:08)

Outtakes (1:27:02)

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.

The podcast so bad it’s scary really leans into that in the name of Halloween.

Here is the segment breakdown for this episode:

Front End Facts:

1. Pulmonary Plants (10:20)
2. Mike the headless chicken (17:04)
3. Pirates of the Caribbean Bone Loan (21:36)

Dumbass Debate:  Who’s the  Scariest and who are we survivig? (28:36)

Killer Filler: 

What classic Halloween monster would you be? (47:32)

A serious of dumb and deep questions.  (1:02:42)

Lame Games: Bad Horror Movie Descriptions (1:25:49)

Fake Sponsor: Feces Pieces Candy (1:34:31)

Rear End Rants: Shaving companies, haunted houses, etc. (1:36:38)

Information:

You can follow this podcast on Twitter @impossible_pod

Email: [email protected]

Website: Listen Impossible (buzzsprout.com)

You Tube: 2020 broadcasting channel (no episodes, only extras)

Try and give this podcast five stars. We dare you. 

For more of these podcast hosts:

Jason and Matt on the pop culture podcast Mind Grenade
Jacob and Delivan on the weird news podcast Can’t Sit Still
Delivan on the fun facts podcast Nuggets of Nothing.

If you like our theme song then check out Adam Blotner on Fiver.