YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re heading into Thanksgiving week with two fuggin' words: Dallas Sucks! Fuggin' listen!

First up, the Birds. It’s Cowboys Week, and the media is inventing drama in the Eagles locker room like they’re trying to win a Pulitzer for fan panic. We are too busy hating Dallas to worry about some manufactured beef. This is the NFC East title on the line.

But this week is also about family, and for us, that means a Thanksgiving full of debauchery that would make your grandmother clutch her soft pretzel. We’re talking about the wildest holiday moments and things we're genuinely grateful for—like girls named Crystal (spelled with a 'C' or a 'K', we're not picky!).

Finally, Philly Mark is in full war-room mode preparing for Black Friday. His mission? Securing a 20-inch flat screen TV for the most sacred place in the house: the baffroom. We analyze the strategy, the sales, and the absolute necessity of being able to watch the Birds while you're on the throne.

It's a jawn full of football hatred, holiday chaos, appreciation, and aggressive consumerism. Grab your Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody's back in the wooder, and we're diving straight into a pile of national nonsense that needs a deep clean. Fuggin' listen!

We're kicking this jawn off with the infamous Epstein files release. We're not talking about the conspiracy theories, we're talking about the real dirt—specifically, the absurd fantasy that Trump and Clinton were having a romantic moment together. Cody and Mark act out the most awkward, unbelievable "romantic" scene ever to go down on that island. Grab a soft pretzel, because this role-play is a mess.

Then, we've got a public service announcement about "Huns" and their fuggin' perfumes! What is with women in this city wearing so much cologne, you can taste it two blocks away? We're breaking down the physics of a scent cloud and why you don't need to smell like a Wawa air freshener exploded on you.

And speaking of controversial jawn, we get into the whole nightmare surrounding the new Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs movie. We discuss the casting drama, the political fights, and why Disney decided to fix a story that nobody asked to be fixed. It's a comedy of errors involving fairy tales and social media meltdowns.

It's an episode covering everything from political drama to overpowering fragrances. Grab your coffee and your nose plugs, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we need to talk about that absolute garbage performance against the Bears on Friday night. I'm telling you, this whole city is having an aneurism, feel me? Fuggin' listen!

First up, the Birds. That embarrassing loss was an insult to Wawa coffee. We're throwing the names of the coaching staff into the wood chipper and debating one fuggin' thing: Should Coach Kevin P. be fired right fuggin' now? The arguments are flying like soft pretzels in the Linc parking lot.

And speaking of the coaching staff, we uncovered the real issue: The Birds' coaches are all a bunch of DEI (Designated Extremely Italian) hires! We break down the absolute facts (and the stereotypes) about why the sideline is run by guys named Vinnie and how this might be impacting our red-zone offense.

But hey, at least we got a sponsor who knows what's up: This week, it's Yabba Dabba Scrapple, the Official Unofficial Scrapple of the Philadelphia Eagles! We try the breakfast meat and explain why it's the perfect fuel for crying during a Friday night loss.

It's a jawn full of anger, absurdity, and scrapple. Grab your coffee (and maybe a paper bag to breathe into), and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re digging up secrets and celebrating greatness—from West Chester to a retired NFL player's, uh, greatness. Fuggin' listen!

First up, we're throwing it back to Bayside High and re-watching Saved By The Bell. The verdict is in: Zack Morris was a stone-cold sociopath! We break down his worst offenses and debate what that blonde menace would be doing today. Spoiler: He's probably an NFT bro in a mid-life crisis selling life coaching on TikTok.

Then, we're giving a huge GO BIRDS! shout-out to local legend Will Garner, the star running back from Rustin High School in West Chester, PA, who dropped four fuggin' touchdowns in their last playoff game. That's pure Delco-area excellence! The kid's a beast, and we're officially putting him on the Iggles' draft board.

Finally, we hit the wildest story on the internet: The retired NFL player whose wife filed for divorce because his package was too large. Are you kidding me?! Forget irreconcilable differences, that is the single greatest excuse for a breakup ever. We analyze the logistics and wonder if this guy is secretly a superhero.

It's a hilarious jawn covering everything from '90s trauma to local heroes and world-class problems. Grab your coffee and a soft pretzel, and fuggin' listen!

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This week, the podcast hits a whole new level of weird. Cody dives headfirst into the world of WWE-style wrestling, learning the difference between a headlock and a heart-to-heart. Meanwhile, the Eagles are on a bye, but not resting—they're celebrating "Bi-Week" by getting intimate with each other to boost team chemistry (or something). And speaking of bizarre intimacy, Mark shares his newest seasonal craft project: The story of how he made his Halloween curtains out of fresh roast beef. This one is truly baffling.

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The Iggles are BACK, baby! After a slump, the guys break down how our beloved Birds got their groove back and what it means for the NFC East. But the big news this week? The invention you never knew you needed: Hoagie-Flavored Dental Floss—is this peak Philly innovation, or a sign of the apocalypse? Plus, we dive into the latest insane drug busts sweeping through the city and then pivot to an even stranger criminal enterprise: The Italian Mob in Portland, Oregon. How does the Cosa Nostra operate in a city of craft beer and artisanal beards? We discuss the hilarious, mandatory transition from wiseguy to Mobster-Hipster—complete with bespoke suits and micro-batch espresso drug drops. Tune in for the hottest Philly takes and the weirdest organized crime theories you’ll hear all week!

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Yo! Can youse believe it? Philly Mark and me are back for the 91st jawn! Ninety-one! That's a weird number to celebrate, and lemme tell ya, things are gettin' weird. We're talkin' about glitches in the matrix, for real. I swear my GPS tried to take me down a street that wasn't there yesterday, and I keep seein' the same dog walkin' backwards. The world's gettin' buggy, and we're here to figure out what the hell is goin' on before we all end up in a simulation run by a squirrel or somethin'.

To make sense of the craziness, we're divin' into some of the weirdest topics we could think of. We're throwin' it way back to the Sega Genesis to talk about the OG glitchy aliens, ToeJam & Earl. Then we get into the real hard-hittin' news: Is Eminem really out there on the dating apps? We got theories. And to top it all off, you ain't gonna believe this, but we discuss the very real, very serious problem of high-altitude farts among Mount Everest Sherpas. Yeah, you heard me. It's a beautiful mess of nostalgia, celebrity gossip, and science that nobody asked for. It's Episode 91, and we're goin' off the deep end. Fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, but honestly, this whole city needs a fuggin' hug. We just lived through the worst week in Philly sports history. Grab a Wawa coffee and strap in, because we are not happy.

First off, the Birds. The Eagles dropped a jawn to the fuggin' Giants! Are you kiddin' me? That's an immediate call for a full city-wide panic. We break down what went wrong and why a loss to New York means we gotta fire everybody.

And don’t even get me started on the Phillies. That embarrassing playoff loss? It was a disaster. The whole season just went down the drain with an absolute jagoff play that we'll be screaming about until next April. The pain is real, feel me?

But look, we gotta get our minds off the losing, so we're pivoting to the truly important stuff. We’re talkin’ about how Mark Sanchez went absolutely bonkers—we got the rundown on his whole bizarre ordeal. Sounds like he was trying to run the Wildcat in a parking lot, for crying out loud.

Finally, we settle a debate that's been runnin' hot: Why a vampire would make the perfect girlfriend. Think about it: immortal, always looks good, and she only comes out at night so you got the whole daytime to watch the Birds. We got the pros and cons of dating the undead.

It's a therapy session mixed with pure nonsense, so fuggin' listen!

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O! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we are heated about the two most important things in life: The Birds and what you're putting in your mouth! Fuggin' listen!

First off, we gotta break down the Eagles and this Super Bowl Halftime Show pick. I swear, they announced the performer and I thought it was a fuggin’ prank. Then, we're shifting gears to what's ruinin' America: Too many fuggin' toppings! What is wrong with youse guys?  Stop makin' a simple jawn so complicated! We make the case for the classic, simple, beautiful food that requires only two toppings, max.

It's a hilarious mess of high-stakes football drama and low-stakes food complaints. So grab yourself a plain slice and a Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody's back in the wooder, and we're talkin' about money, comedy, and diner waitresses! Fuggin' listen!

First up, this insane Riyadh Comedy Festival jawn. Are you kiddin' me with these paychecks? Saudi Arabia is throwin' mountains of cash at high-profile comedians, while the funniest guys we know are still stuck doin' open mics in 2nd floor of a dirty old pub. We break down who's sellin' out for the oil money.

Then, we're bringin' it back home to the most important topic: why those waitresses at the local diner are always so damn hot. Seriously, the hustle, the coffee refills, the attitude—it's a whole vibe. We're diggin' into the undeniable, messy attraction to the ladies who bring you that sloppy hot dog.

It’s a hilarious mess of Saudi money and local horniness. Grab your Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

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