Today's episode is another fun, guest-free Q&A edition in which the guys get to tackle some pressing questions from the listeners, even one about poppers and pussies that nearly makes two thirds of your hosts pass out! Plus, find out who wears what when it comes to formalwear, and don't count out H. Alan's beige three-piece suit just yet! And find out why lawmakers in Arkansas are using trans teenagers as pawns in their game of Whose Lives Can We Ruin Now? It's true! In the words of Bea Arthur, "I'm not kidding."

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