This week’s voicemails include (but are not limited to) Dillon’s smelly Apple Watch band, Texas State Bobcat Football, the dude taking a hamster wheel across the Atlantic Ocean, shoulder seasons, bits we’d get off on the moon, whether Ben Affleck is hot or handsome, when kids accidentally insult you, what the purpose of a bath mat is, getting your card from the bar the night before, and the subject we’d most like to teach.

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