Andy and Dani try to talk about ensemble characters. Do we get immediately derailed from our topic, yes. Do we find our way back to the topic, kinda? Do we then get even more off topic after that, you bet we do! And Boba Fett is hot dammit!

Jade War by Fonda Lee

Andy and Dani walk into a jade war. We really messed up on some of these predictions, the way time works in this series is wild, there is some SHADY stuff going down, Daddy Hilo, how many more predictions can we mess up?

Andy and Dani talk about fraudulent friendships and 2024. What books do we have coming up for the first few months, Ludacris fantasies, a lull in weddings, and we’re going to be REALLY professional in 2024.

Jade City by Fonda Lee

Andy and Dani talk about precious stones. Will this New Year series make up for the absolute trash series we last read? These are some really intense sibling dynamics, we would be utterly terrible family members in this book, and get ready for some wild predictions.

Andy and Dani talk about their top 3 books of the year! Did we pick the same favorite books? Did Andy read 1,000 more books than Dani? Will Dani ever stop reading smutty fantasy?

Skipping Christmas by John Grisham 

Andy and Dani talk about leaving Christmas behind. Well everyone… we still haven’t found a good holiday book… but was this worse than Mr. Dickens and his Carol? It might just be. Also what’s wrong with wanting to take a cruise over Christmas? Dani is in fact an idiot.

Andy and Dani talk 2023 faves… but not books. Honestly, we really only talk about music, and a little bit about TV, and then only Andy talks about sports. Naturally, Andy agrees with all of Dani’s top TV choices. We do spiral towards the end… sorry?

Terrace Story: A Novel by Hilary Leichter 

Andy and Dani talk about a terrace. Do you want to cry? And not like a cute cry but an “oh shit this is feeling like a lot of feelings” cry? Cool.. so did we. Oh, and also be very careful who you go on a terrace with.

Andy and Dani talk all about Dani. Dani got married… kinda? Listen for the best wedding advice you’ll ever receive, are live bands worth it, how to properly use an open bar, and everyone has the best time at The Burren.

If I Survive You by Jonathan Escoffery

Andy and Dani finally finish a book. Once again we have another f*cked up story, but a really good story. The moral of the story is don’t go out on a boat with your dad… or don’t go out on a boat with anyone. And definitely don’t answer any weird Craigslist ads.