Andy and Dani give D&D updates. Dani gives updates on her first campaign, how dare these players break the rules, getting stuck in time loops, rolling nat 20’s, learning how to change directions without changing the end goal, and EVERYONE will cry.

The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison

Andy and Dani talk about goblin politics. In case you were wondering, Dani did not win the lottery, authors that are good at showing not telling, will Andy ever not interrupt, SUCH good politicking, and would a good person make a good ruler, could they stay a good person?

Andy and Dani talk about their time in the service industry. Not having to make mixed drinks is superior, did anyone know that Dani was an extrovert, new restaurants and new pain points, should Andy and Dani open up a restaurant together… DO NOT STEAL THE IDEA or else…

Less is Lost by Andrew Sean Greer

Andy and Dani talk about the Walloons. This episode is unhinged, Jon we’re talking about you, love is so temperamental, situationships, if I was Freddy’s friend... favorite scenes, and of course they end with talking about blowing jobs…

Andy and Dani talk about March Madness. March Madness more like March Sadness…. Ha…. anyway Andy loves the chaos of basketball, Dani knows absolutely nothing about basketball including what mascots are involved, and finally we get the answer to “Is Andy a shitty sports guy?”

What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours by Helen Oyeyemi

Andy and Dani talk about what’s not theirs. Dani’s english major brain pops off in this episode while Andy’s polisci brain is keeping up? This collection of short stories is a vibe with roughly 1 million motifs, fairy tales, and a few really creepy puppets. Oh… and would not recommend THC before reading.

Andy and Dani talk about legends and folklore? Let’s just start off by saying, “Dani did not read the assignment.” Have you ever wanted to learn close to nothing about The Jersey Devil, Jove, the story of Pan, Orpheus, or The Jew Among Thorns? Good, because that’s all we have for you. 

The Long Ship by Frans G. Bengtsson

Andy and Dani get on a boat? Ok… no we didn’t get on a boat, but this has boats in it, so whatever. Andy wants to be in Slipknot, WHERE’S the damn dialogue, a little party break in England, how hot is Orm, Ludmilla rocks, Daddy Willibald, and the most insane names.

Andy and Dani talk about a REALLY healthy relationship. Eva has a super hot cop daddy, and a super hot rich mom, and a super hot best friend... oh and she's super hot. Murder? But besides that, will Brett sneak his way into Eva's heart, will Eva and Gideon make it, will Andy ever forgive Dani for making him read this series... probably not, but at least they recovered the original audio and didn't have to talk about this book twice. 

It finally happened. We lost the audio to our Lit Lit, but fear not! We have our Little Lit to share and will be uploading the Lit Lit next week.

Anyway...Finally the show you've obviously been waiting for. All of the questions you’ve ever had about Andy’s love life are being answered. Is he in a "love" relationship? A "lust" relationship? A TERRIBLE relationship? We’ll never know… well that’s not exactly true… listen to Andy dissect the intricacies of intimacy with a little “relationship” quiz as Dani dies laughing.