LITTLE JOEY'S TEACHERS CLOTHES - Note From Teacher Little Joey came home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Joey seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Joey about this." Joey's mother quietly took him by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closed the door. She said, "First, Joey, I want you to take off my blouse..." Little Joey unbuttoned her blouse and took it off. She continued, "Now take off my skirt." He removed her skirt. "Take off my bra..." which he did. "And now, Joey, please take off my panties." When Joey had finished removing his mother's panties, she said, "Joey, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"

LITTLE JOEY ASKS HIS MOM A QUESTION - Little Joey comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of course not." Little Joey runs back outside yelling to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

LITTLE JOEY... NICKELS AND DIMES - Little Joey is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Joey his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Joey always takes the nickel.One day, after Joey takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Joey, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"Joey grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

LITTLE JOEY... STAND UP - A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"After a few seconds, Little Joey stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Joey?""No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

LITTLE JOEY... THE WAY YOU THINK - Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"Little Joey: "None."Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"Little Joey: "None."Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"Little Joey: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."Little Joey: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"Teacher: "Sure."Little Joey: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."Little Joey: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

LITTLE JOEY HAD A GAMBLING PROBLEM - Little Joey likes to gamble. One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. Joey's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Joey's gambling." So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Joey will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him." The teacher says OK, she can handle it. The next day Joey walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Joey." She says yes I know who you are. Joey smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt." The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet. She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole. That afternoon, Joey goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why. So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Joey said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost." The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem." Joey's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your ass before the day was over."

LITTLE JOEYS TEACHERS CHALKBOARD - There is a teacher teaching sex ed to a bunch of 5th graders. She walks to the chalk board and raws a huge penis on the board! She truns to the class and simply asked the class, "Class, does and one know what that is?" The class sits silently for a second or two than Little Joey stands from the back! He yells, "I know what that is! It's a PENIS! I know cause my dad's got two!" "The small one he pee's from, the big one he brushs the babysitters teeth with!"