A Bumble miracle. I finally approached a woman in the gym after 20 years of working out in public. I helped T Dog move (again) this weekend, and realized Im gettin fuckin old. I rage-fucked the drug dealer after a long day Sunday, and I had a show at THC Friday. I elaborate further on these seemingly rather narrow topics, and it's funny here & there. There's only one way to find out.

The Ass Menagerie. Venting about the vents. The Arnold doc on Netflix. Indiana Jones 4? Micerz. (The movie) Mel's didn't cut my toast in half. Red light tickets. Fuck Kliph Nesteroff. (Mostly)

"The analogy episode!" Listener alert - it's Fathers Day on Sunday, don't fuck up like I did. One more note about Bokes' drowning pool. The Joe List show at the Improv. "Goonies II," and the confounding nature of early NES games. Quarterly comedy existential crisis: The Rec Room and Bakersfield shows. The New Guy at MDR film festival recounting. A Bumble date with Giselda Blanco. (basically)

Not so urgent care. A day of comedy/cultural Marxist indoctrination in Los Angeles. How did Cowboys & Aliens flop so spectacularly, and why is there a ginger in the Mexican gang from Colors? Car compliments, and the Bureau takes my Kroger French salad dressing. That poor 18yr old bastard who drowned (or got eaten by sharks) in the Caribbean. (I probably spelled that wrong, but Im not checking)

Remember when you used to just "catch a cold," but since COVID you basically get "a touch of Ebola" every time you get sick now? (Im sick again) Steven Segal stories. Dice on Joe Rogan. Notes & observations on random things I watched: Kill Squad, Knocked Up, Chef, Colors, and a show about monsters by way of HBO. (Or HBO Max. Or Max. "Or whatevadaFUC.")

Lauren Bobert needs to make her congressional seat "my face." Tina Turner died. Michael Knowles stole my bit. Dave Attell at the Improv. Another night of valley bars with bad music choices. A Hinge date with a fat black in downtown LA. Sisu, that new movie.

Getting bit by the bit. You say "tomato," I say "politically obsessed reviewers." A pleasant encounter in Los Angeles morning traffic. A mega weekend of doing stand up, and the...results. (I probably shouldn't own a gun...)

Inflation. The Arnold doc. A game of "ketchup" from last episode. Harvest. More like Mexi-CANT. I saw "Somewhere In Queens" so that you dont have to.

Self Discipline intervention this weekend, and on air therapy session. (Sorry) Guy Ritchie's The Covenant. Some shitty new show from BJ Novak.

"I don't know you well enough to meet you out for a drink," a new LA dating scourge. Jukebox zeroes, and karoke assholes. Hangover roullette and a Kurt Schlicter book signing/GOP event. Shitty steaks - a new Los Angeles restaurant scourge. Traffic events. Metallica tickets.