"I am home." (Event Horizon) Watch Out For The Sugar™ - A1 Steak Sauce. Checkin in with Kirk. Secrets Of The Secret Service. Return Of The Jedi foolishness. Chocolate chip pancakes. Lane splitting and open mic scene report. American Meme (ugh) and The Film Worker on Netflix.

Welcome To Marwen, see you in hell. Another bloody film set and another black woman in my bedroom. Florida Christmas trip: bad driving, panic attacks, and mega churches. Vice viewing. The trip back. New Years Eve, not New Years STEVE. Had it with Haddish.

One last note about the crazy guy from the Comedy Store from last episode. End of December shenanigans. A hard shift at the wagon wheel factory. Camera problems. "That guy" at the company lunch. Career opportunities? What dreams may come. Wu Tang. Stage fright. 80s toys, and favorite Christmas presents. Fuck film school. Merry Christmas!

Why does Netflix have so much goddamn filler. The guitar player from Cannibal Corpse. Fast Times On The Sunset Strip. The Mule. Hosing The Homeless. Barbara Leigh. Barney's Beanery, and The Hunt For Nick Swardson.

Im always late, for everything. Timewarp Records. Insomnia. Nick Dip news. Mic runs and expensive dinners. UFC 231, and goddamn Jack Daniels Honey. Kevin Hart and the Oscars. Chris Brown vs White People. Sinaola cartel vs Tijuana cartel. The earbud from hell. OPP - Other People's Podcasts.

A not-so-tight ten. Organic Black Forest Gummy Worms. Deconstruct A Joke™. KoKo. God forsake the traffic break. Creed II. Inadvertently scaring people, because I think I'm actually simply a Tylder Durden-like hallucogenic in everyone else's mind. They fucking canceled Daredevil.

Turkey talk. Chipotle debacle. Ricky Jay. Stop locking the door, female roommates. Fuck peanut butter Quaker granola bars. The rotten old jewish woman at the bagel (baygel?) shop. The Green Book. Weirdfellas rabbit hole. Things I've watched on Netflix. A Star Is Born.

Fuck kowtowing Chipotle and Ellen Pompeo. (First 15 mins is an angry race/politics rant; skip to 15 to get to dick jokes) The shame of my Lady Jaye figure, and The Great GI Joe Massacre of 1984. Bokes getting some ink. Starbucks further denigrating their chocolate chip based products. How a real man asks for a spot at the gym. Fuck Arnold and his turkeys. Phil Anselmo at the Viper Room. The rigors of shooting a live stand up set, that I produced and performed on. (Pain in the ass)

Borderline Bar shooting. USPS is fucking useless. The chubby schlubby Jewish guy at the gym. The past week on the Los Angeles open mic comedy circuit. Daylight Savings Time stinks. California wildfires. The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs.

Part 1: Spook Allen. I got suspended on Twitter. The 1 percent-er spotter at Gold's. A bloody mess with Bokes. Cristine from Hinge. Part 2: Jordan Bowers! Indiana Jones 4. Marc Maron. Stand up gab. Colombian Sex Island. Fuck the press. Sharon Stone. Jerry Seinfeld. Dying alone. Blogger Bowers.