Irvine Improv wrap up, and a crazy story about Dennis Rodman. Damn near had my ticket punched (already) on the Harley, Friday night shenanigans & a trip to the Sweep with Treemin. The story behind King Jeremy, The Wick-edd. James Cameron and the million dollar ransom (a true story!) Saturday night Hollywood date with the Black™, and a viewin' of Avengers Infinity War. Sunday night at the Fourth Wall, Michelle Wolf at the White House Correspondents Dinner, Monday night nuttiness at 'Ecks On Peaks.'

Tracy The Slut, and the Black Guy™ as a sometimes-father figure. 3 day bender and half-a-house party. Sunday bombing run. Monday mediocrity. The new Roseanne stinks. Me's vs bees. Super Troopers 2 review and Right Wing Round Up. Upcoming movies and X-Titles comics talk (briefly)

Insidious. The Halifax Explosion. The open mic grind. My 39th birthday. Free Fallin. Moon Glasses™. 4/20

Lane Splitting to the Ice House. Greg Fitzsimmons' Mexican adventure. Friday Night in Inglewood, and a misbegotten trip to Chatsworth. (For all that's worth) Sunday night hell run of open mics. A Quiet Place. The Dream Warrior. The white helmet debacle. Andre The Giant document-tree.

Mysterio wiped out in Hermosa Beach. The NoHo Cinefest short film screening. A shitty situation. My first paid show in Irvine. My first time hosting, and other open mic travails around Los Angeles. I'm not manly enough for the Bartels Harley Dealership in Marina Del Rey. Nerdmelt is closing.

Jason Priestley's television. Open mic round up. Bowling with Phillip Green. Motorcycle misadventures.

The Craft Hill/Hell mic in West Covina, and Joe's Living Room Show on Friday night. Punchline, the old Tom Hanks movie. (Eeeshh) The Knocked Loose show. (Or lack of) Sleazy like Sunday morning. Podcasts that annoyed me. Hardley Davidson.

A bunch of boring bullshit about lenses. The president flew over and it had the same effect as the river of slime from Ghostbusters II. (We made our toaster dance with it) Another Tomb Raider iteration?? 305 Kid pushing it to the extreme. Mic therapy. Archangel. Stop busting my balls over guacamole. I saw a screening of Life Aquatic, and my thoughts on such. Norma Jean at the Whiskey, it's no place to get risky.

March, of the pigs. DTB. Open Mic Round Up. Podcast Reviews. Death Wish (the Eli Roth/Bruce Willis one) Saturday night at the Moose Lodge, Sunday night with a fatty in Long Beach. The Oscars. Natalie Wood, if she could.

Rooftop mic. Im having girl problems, feel bad for me son. Customer service aggravation. My brother is an eccentric little man.