Live from the Convent

Neil Webster bought a ghost train in Blackpool. 

He tells us about his day-to-day normal. 

Focussing on the often overlooked grain of sand - through the eyes of the writer we featured in Podcast 2: Milly Florentina, and artist, Michael Blaine.

We will also be diving into the kinky world of Findom in the second part.

A cat called Baby, a family pet, goes missing. She returns after a week. Where was she? What kind of trouble did she get into? This podcast explores the possibilities. 

The host and Nuala Ní Choinbheartaigh (Old Melons) talk about being addicted to chocolate and beef patties. 

Nuala reminisces about her trip to the Congo and the concert she put on there. Her album, "Greasy Overtime," was banned and the songs have never been played on radio or anywhere. 

Motivational Speaker and entrepreneur, Mikey Barnacle McDoppelson, recommends a morning routine for us to adopt to be more successful in life. 

The host talks about the main thing you need to do to succeed as an artist (mainly die) and creating a treasure hunt for close friends and family leading to your social media and email passwords in the event of an untimely death.  

Nuala shares a new bedtime story: Big Nuts in China Town, as well as another rap.

The host addresses the challenges of men and women living together and not being able to leave the house for a breather from one another. She also recommends some games for people to play at home: playing "shop" with price tags and your own personal objects and practising using your left hand (or whatever the non-dominant hand is) to reacquaint yourself with your (full) body.

Nuala Ní Choinbheartaigh (Old Melons) elaborates on her entrepreneurial days in very hard times - running a soap empire which she sold to a Chinese man, well before soap was in such high demand, as well as being a fish-smoker for the supermarkets. 

The author, Milly Florentina, tells us about her newest book, "The Windless Backside," and the lead-up to the moment she thought of the book's famous title. 

A brief introduction to the podcast host and regular special guest, Nuala Ní Choinbheartaigh (Old Melons). 

Is moving in with your ex who looks like a frontline Viking a good idea during uncertain, quarantine times? Is information overload on coronavirus updates and international news a reason why many feel restless and anxious? Are groups of people secretly meeting up in pubs when they should be indoors? 

Nuala, a woman of an undisclosed, almost-unnatural old age, tells us about her sex life, her deceased husband and a horror story about a baboon.