It’s Friday! Where’s the lie??? We’re taking look at OnlyFans chicks, lady-boys, and a severe owning of Alejandro Mayorkas.

Equal pay for equal slayyy!! Jim takes a look at the juror recently dismissed from the Trump "hush-money" case today and many members of the Kennedy family publicly endorsing Joe Biden for president. Finally, we examine Caitlyn Clark's rookie contract and the US Women's soccer team to decide once and for all if the "wage gap" truly exists.

That is correct. We take a deep dive into the always-trending hustler, Mr. Andrew Tate, and the state of our society that asked for it.

IIIIIIT'S TUESDAYYYYYY. We're taking a look at Ben Shapiro's appeal for Israeli retaliation against Iran's embarrassing missile strike, more loser protesters, puberty blockers for 8 year-olds, and Davis Clarke straight sh*tting on 'em.

It's Tax Day, so make sure you get Uncle Joe his cut just in time for World War 3. Iran bombs Israel, losers block the Golden Gate Bridge, and you're screwed.

Let's pretend it's Friday. Let's pretend the CIA and FBI aren't subverting our democracy. Alex Jones and Trump lawsuits, January 6th, fake news, and more...

We take time today on the show to remember the life of O.J. Simpson, who has sadly passed. Speaking of murder, we also dive into the police shooting of Dexter Reed in Chicago.

Jihad Jim looks at a viral clip circulating from a pro-Palestine protest over the weekend, Ben Affleck's newly they/them son daughter, and an interesting perspective on higher beings.

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- Orioles (MLB)

Have we ever let you down? Jim awakens from his slumber on this lovely nap-weather day to take you through our Twitter story selections of the week.

All the cool kids are on a road trip to see the solar eclipse today. The rest of us grown adults are here. We're taking a look at Caitlyn Clark's college legacy and some former greats that may not be so impressed??? Also Greta Thunberg has been fake arrested again. Happy Monday.

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- Purdue +6.5 (NCAAB)

- UCONN/Purdue - Over 143.5 (NCAAB)