Live Laugh Read

You don't ever make mistakes, right? Yeah, me neither. Today, I swallow my pride and spill the beans on my top mistake for each book I have published x). I also talk about NaNoWritMo, what it is and how to participate. Never allow mistakes to keep you back. Push those little shits aside and put your crown on Queenie! You've got this! 

Our emotions can catch us off guard. But they don't have to control us. In this episode, I share some heart warming stories from my past and a cute pick me up from my 10 year old. Can you tell I drank Espresso before this episode? LOL I can! Boy can I talk fast with the right stimulant! 

Do you remember life before all this crazy stuff? Before kids, husbands, and all the expectations to be successful? In this episode I talk about money expectations, jobs, old school registers, and Movie Gallery to rent naughty videos. I also remind everyone that you need to do something for YOU and not get lost in the daily grind. Life can be tough, but we can offer each other encouragement, virtual hugs, and laughter. 

How many times have you wanted to crawl back into bed?? OMG. This is one of those days for me! So come and listen to me whine while offering humor, sarcasm, and a few sprinkled curse words x). I talk about my child and his forgetfulness, how I love plants and recycling, and why we decided to pull our teenager out of public high school. #togetherforever #LoveYouAll

#WorstMomOfTheYear My child went finger to finger with my rotary cutter and had to be rushed to the ER for stitches. Was I put together and wearing my best dress? Nope, that would be WAY too easy. I was in my pajamas that had a hole in the crotch and dried blood over my cute chicken shirt that I bought down the little girl's aisle at Wal-Mart #MatureMom (because they always have the cutest stuff). 

Sooo I drop 4 F-Bombs and 4 piles of Sh*t X) #sorrynotsorry

WTH do you mean no breaks?! Who the hell do you think you are telling me I can't go to the bathroom?!

I repeated this exact conversation with him many times, but to no avail the furry dictator would not obey unless he trailed my heels to ceramic throne room. 

In this episode I explain how I feel like I don't get a break because my life is controlled by minions of mass destruction. I also talk about our #Gatorland experience, my half-caf nonsense, hubby's dry at universal, and how breathing exercises are NOT for me.

Listen, I know it's hard to follow your dreams. But if you don't, who will? You're dreams are so important, so get to it! Yes, right now! Or...maybe after you listen to this episode? No bad words today! Just me explaining how I accomplished my goal of writing over 50,000 words while offering snippets of sarcasm and a butt load of encouragement.

Join me as I explain our bus stop drama, my to do list post-it ghost 👻, try to justify talking to myself, gather my zombie army, and only say A** 4 times while strategically dropping a sh*t 💩...Curse jar 5 me 0. Whoops 🤭. Love you all! Have a great day 😘