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It’s that time of year again for the doctors, nurses, and administrative staff of Generic Hospital. However, the only person severely lacking the festive spirit is hospital administrator Linda Generic. It seems the only way to get her to move past her miserly ways is with a little supernatural assistance. Will she get visited by three ghosts? Will she see the error of her ways? Will she ask a small boy what day it is? I’m sure you can guess the answers, but find out in…the Christmas Karen Episode!

Looking for a new snack food that your kids are going to love? Look no further than McHaggis Nuggets!

Is coffee just never enough to get you through the day? Does your productivity come to a halt after that midday crash? Then we have the drink for you: Behemoth Energy Drink! Only available at LIVEMart.

It’s a classic tale of star-crossed lovers for Thultak: Wandering Barbarian. Thultak and Turnip discover two warring families and seek to set up their youngest members. However, as these things always do, the plan ends up with more problems than you can shake a spear at. See what happens when an unexpected third party enters the situation in…Romeo and Juliet and Turnip!

Kick hunger to the curb while on long road trips with Malort Jorkey. That’s right, we said Jorkey. I mean, why not?

Life on the run isn’t easy for Joe Jupiter, Space Private Eye. Having been framed for murder, Joe has gone into hiding and left everything behind. His crew, his ship, even his name and title. But it seems danger is the one thing he can’t get away from. Now he’s mixed up with a lost robot, a princess in danger, and a corporate empire bent on total domination. And also, lots of soda. Will Joe can the competition or fall flat in…the Cola Wars!

It's your local neighborhood suitman again, Suitman Jones, with a hot discount sale!

The lives of the doctors and nurses of Generic Hospital are thrown into chaos when a new doctor joins the staff. The problem? He’s handsomer than Doctor Tad Hunter. But can Tad’s fragile ego come to terms with this new status quo? Does Doctor Tad even know what the phrase status quo even means? Find out the answer to this and more in The Handsomest Episode.