Suitman Jones

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Generic Hospital in “The Dream Episode”

Prepare for a surreal trip into the subconscious deep within Generic Hospital. The hospital recently purchased a state of the art sleep deprivation tank, and you better believe they're going to use it... on Nurse Patricia Harris. Have you ever wondered what's going on inside the mind of one of the hospital's most enigmatic and love-struck healthcare professionals? I hope so because that's where we're heading! And things are about to get real weird in..."The Dream Episode!"

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2019 will see Locked Into Vacancy debut a brand new serial later this year! It’s the Ballad of Mediocre Mel, the Most Average Man in the West. In a world full of amazing folk heroes, the the average of Joes.

Introducing the newest radio sensation: It's Madame Jen! Ask your questions about the unknown and she'll give you a response. Of some kind. Coming this fall.

Thultak: Wandering Barbarian has a new quest as he and his companion Turnip accept a job as bodyguards. It's a perfectly easy task of protecting two individuals on a spiritual pilgrimage. Or it would be if the two individuals didn't happen to be an often encountered pair of insufferable doomsday cultists. Now they're stuck trekking through dangerous terrain, fending off annoying attackers, and deeply regretting their life choices. Find out if they can make it to their destination without killing their charges themselves in... Cultastrophy

Tired of paying high prices for name brand costumes? Does the idea of putting forth any time, money or effort into a costume fill you full of existential dread? Then come on down to Malort Costumes and get all the things that may as well constitute a costume. I mean, why not?

Prepare for the scariest movie combination ever... Spider Clowns! A movie so scary that... Nope! I can't even finish the description. Just listen to clip while I go shower and cry.Written by Sarah Frances McMillanDirected by Andrew HuttelMusic by Alex MaddaFoley by Ele Matelan and Johnathan Koller Featuring the vocal talents of Tony Pellegrino, Alex Goodman & Andrew Huttel

It's Halloween for Chi Beta Justice and Chapter President Legacy is determined to have the party of the season. However, despite a valiant effort by the girls to prepare, they seem to be missing one key component: guests. Then again, perhaps it's for the best that no one showed up. It's hard to have a good time partying when the house gets possessed and traps everyone inside! Now the girls have to sort out this supernatural situation or be imprisoned on campus forever in... The Long Halloween Party!!

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