War Paint, a new brand of makeup for men" leads the guys to chat about the world of cosmetics for dudes. DO YOU EVEN BLEND, BRO? Then, comedian and writer Lizzy Cooperman joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about first date tarot readings, silent Uber rides, and the underrated horrors of being a human woman in need of medical help. And finally, when it comes to overcompensation -- a common trope for gays that happens right before coming out -- find out what lengths the guys went to to throw off the scent, like when young Alan hid his Bette Midler CD in a Led Zeppelin case. AWWW, remember the 90's?

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