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Minna wa konshuumatsu nani shita?
Sakki boutou de itta you ni eigo demo ii kara komento de oshiete hoshii n da kedo, minna ga nani wo shiteru ni shitemo, ore no poddokyasuto kiite kureteru hitotachi ga jibun no seichou wo nozonde muzukashii koto, tsurai koto ni chousen shiteru kakkoii hitotachi da tte koto dake wa tashika dakara, sonna minna kara no komento tanoshimi ni shiteru yo!
Chinami ni, ore wa kyou tsuma no ojiichan no ie de ni, san kagetsu mae ni hajimete jibun de ueta jagaimo wo shuukaku shiteta n da kedo, igai to kantan dashi nouyaku wo issai tsukattenakute meccha kenkouteki dakara ore mo chotto jibun no ie no barukonii de yasai sodate te miyokka na tte omocchatta wa.
Minna wa nanika yasai toka shokubutsu toka sodateru? Ore no tsuma no ojiichan no ie wa ikkenya de, dekkai niwa ga aru kara, jagaimo dake janakute zukkiini toka razuberii toka buruuberii toka iron na kudamono toka mo sodate te te mou beteran mitaina kanji nan da yo ne.
N de ore wa Toukyou shusshin de ima made gakkou no gyouji igai de jishuteki ni yasai wo sodate ta koto ga ichido mo nakatta kara, maa mou hontou ni ichi kara juu made oshiete morainagara yatta n da kedo, mazu tsuchi wo narashite tane wo uete, sono ato ni ni, san shuukan go kurai ni mou nee oishigeru zassou wo torinozokete tte kanji datta n da kedo, maa sore igai wa hontou ni tada matsu dake datta kara, maa ojiichan ga inakattara zettai dekinakatta kedo, ore ga souzou shiteta yori wa kanari shinpuru de maa jibun demo dekiru kamo na tte ima omocchatteru.
Shikamo saa heya no naka de zutto sumaho ijitteru yori yappari nanka soto de karada ugokashite sagyou shiteru toki wa nanka ikiteru ki ga shite kimochi yokatta na.
Maa demo ore wa ima apaato ni sundete, niwa ga nakute saa barukonii de sodateru tte naru to yappari kabin ni irete sodateru tte kanji ni naru janai?
Demo saa, maa kore mo ojiichan kara oshiete moratta n da kedo, niwa de sodatete tara dore dake ame ga futte mo soko ga nai kara shokubutsu ga hitsuyou na bun dake mizu wo kyuushuu shite sore igai no fuhitsuyou na mizu wa jimen no shita e shita e to nagarete iku dake dakara saa kabi toka haenai janai?
Demo kabin da to sou wa ikanakute saa, soko ga aru kara mizu ga tamattecchatte kekkyoku kizukanai uchi ni mizu a gesugi te kabi haete shokubutsu ga onakunari ni naru kanousei ga takakunaru n datte, oshiete moratta n da yo ne.
Demo saa sore da to mizu no ryou toka shikkari hakatte chousei shite shokubutsu no yousu kakunin shitari shinai to ikenai janai? Ima no ore ni wa soko made no giryou wa nai wa na.
Shikamo, maa ore no tsuma ga mou ima made takusan no ohana toka yasai wo barukonii de sodateru koto ni chousen shite kita no wo mite kita n da kedo saa, minna onaji unmei wo tadorutten da yo.
Dakara ore wa tsuma ga katte kuru shokubutsu, maa ohana toka yasai toka wo “higaisha” tte yonderu. Tsuma wa ittumo buchigirerun dakedo ne. Datte kawaisosugiru daro.
Mou datte saa ore ga tsuma to issho ni suupaa toka ni kaimono ni iku toki ni, tamatama sono suupaa no hashikko ni aru ohanaya san wo toorisugitarasa tsuma ga mou “Are? Kore meccha kawaii. Ee? Kore mo kawaikunai? Eee docchi ga ii kanaa.” mitaina koto wo itterun dakedo, ore kara shitara saa, mou shiriaru kiraa ga tsugi no higaisha wo eranderu you ni shika mienai no yo.
Kawaisou da yo na.
Nanno hanashi dakke? Aa chigau gomen gomen konshuumatsu nani shita ka da yo ne.
“Ore wa nee konshuumatsu, tsuma no ojiichan ni tetsudatte morainagara, hajimete jibun de sodate ta jagaimo wo shuukaku shita yo.”
Minna wa nani shiteta? Minna ga nani shiteta ka wo, eigo demo ii kara komento ran de oshiete ne! Issho ni ganbarou ze.
Kore maji de saigo made kiite kurete hontou ni arigato ne.
Thank you so much for listening !