Lock Your Doors

Lock Your Doors

By Talia Ford & Shawna RaeComedy
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Lock Your Doors episodes

  • #46 The Island of the Dolls

    In this week's episode Murtaugh is alive and Talia's niece says we are all squares. Can you believe it? Shawna goes to a Theo Von show and tells us all about it, she also hangs out with a Missouri cop and gets a meet and greet with Theo. This week's episode is about the Island of the Dolls, an island located in Mexico that legend says is haunted by a young girl who drowned and then was found by a man on the banks of the island. Now it's the place where creepy dolls go to die. It's a creepy one. And we wanna know how you're doing, so hit us up. 

    33 min
  • #45 Russell Williams

    In this week's return episode Talia talks about giving birth and her grade A baby, Shawna tells us about not being invited on a family vacation and the girls talk about their idea for prison reform, spoiler alert: it involves burning it down. This week's episode is a listener requested episode about Russell Williams, a highly decorated Colonel of the Canadian Forces who quickly progressed from panty snatcher to serial killer. We are glad to be back!

    52 min
  • #44 Nathaniel Bar-Jonah

    This week's episode was pre recordedIn this week's episode Shawna and Talia talk about random items they found in their houses recently, from cassette tapes to porn, it's always a surprise cleaning out closets. This week's episode is about Nathaniel Bar-Jonah who is an American convicted child molester and suspected serial killer and cannibal. This one makes Talia so angry, you'll understand why. Don't worry it's not too graphic, Shawna learned her lesson the last time. Have your kids carry mace, guys. 

    33 min
  • #43 Robert Berdella

    In this week's episode Shawna and Talia talk T-Shirts, so send us your ideas on our social media.We also talk local murder and possible close encounters. This week's episode is about Robert Berdella, also known as the Kansas City Butcher and The Collector. Robert kidnapped, raped and tortured at least 6 men in the Kansas City area between 1984 to 1987. He also enjoyed journaling his bizzarre murders and torture methods. Beware, it's gruesome and brutal. 

    33 min
  • #42 The Cleveland Strangler

    This week the girls give a shout out to everyone for Valentine's Day, Shawna talks inflammation and massages and Talia is done with being pregnant. This week's episode is about the Cleveland Strangler, Anthony Sowell, and American serial killer who was arrested after 11 bodies were found in his home in 2009. There were LOTS of red flags but nothing was ever done, did the system fail these women? We think so. 

    39 min
  • #41 The Death of Rebecca Zahua

    In this week's episode we talk about Shawna's fear of a wintry mix, her driving skills in emergency situations, and her weight lifting. Talia has a red eyebrow situation...again. Talia also gives a cute story about her husband's irresistible charisma. This week's episode is about the mysterious death of Rebecca Zahua, who died under extremely mysterious circumstances in which she is found naked, hanging, bound and gagged. Could this really be suicide? That's what the San Diego police department think. 

    41 min
  • #40 William Gohl

    In this week's episode Shawna tells us about how her second appendectomy went. Talia tries to solicit a new home for her dog Murtaugh, and they talk about the new netflix series 'Ted Bundy Tapes'. Shawna lets us know this week's episode may or may not be true. This week's episode is about William Gohl, who was an American serial killer who, while working as a union official, murdered sailors passing through Aberdeen, Washington. With an estimated 130 victims, he may be one of the lesser known but most prolific serial in american history. And sorry for all then giggles, Shawna really showed her wordsmith skills on this one. Bonus: We wrap it up with short weird crime stories.

    32 min
  • #39 Marcel Andre Felix Petiot

    This week Shawna gives us an update on her stump as she prepares for her SECOND appendectomy. She gets cozy with her pre op nurse and they become fast friends. Talia gives a baby update and talks about her anxiety about her geriatric pregnancy. This week's episode is about Marcel Andre Felix Petiot, a french doctor and serial killer who was suspected of having over 60 victims. Shawna has words for us this week that neither one of us can pronounce. Make it a fun drinking game. This guy starts young and continues to get weirder as he gets older. Don't miss it! 

    43 min
  • #38 Gypsy Blanchard

    Round 2 for this episode because Murtaugh screws up everything. This week Talia talks about Murtaugh eating a couch. Shawna tells us about her travels and rude people in the airport. Shout out to the Elbow Bros..This week's episode is about Gypsy Blanchard who was convicted of murdering her mother with the help of her internet boyfriend. This story has all the twists and turns, and is one of the most bizarre and sever cases of munchausen syndrome by proxy you will ever hear! 

    46 min
  • #37 The Exorcism of Roland Doe

    In this week's episode Talia gives us a glimpse into the joys of pregnancy. She also talks about her husband's lack of sympathy and how much she wants to murder him. We also hear about his boss's perfect wife who is pregnant and still does everything! But don't worry we make fun of his shitty tattoos. Shawna tells a cute story about her grandma and her raisins and about her inability to lie.This week's episode is about the exorcism of Roland Doe, a young boy whose story inspired the cult classic we know and love 'The Exorcist' 

    49 min

About Lock Your Doors

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We are 2 girls who love talking about everything from religious cults to serial killers. We plan to tell the stories in the way that they were told and reported, in a fashion that's often funny,…