Lock Your Doors

Lock Your Doors

By Talia Ford & Shawna RaeComedy
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Lock Your Doors episodes

  • #26 The Horrors at Amityville

    In this week's episode Shawna and Talia get an email with our first ever home town story submission and it's pretty bad ass. They discuss the LYD October give away again, so be sure to listen and enter. Shawna rejects Talia and watches a movie by herself because "she needs to watch those shows, where she needs to watch those shows" Which apparently means, not with Talia. This week's episode is about the horrible multiple murders of the Defeo family that took place at a home in Amityville Long Island, and the rumored hauntings that took place afterwards. Happy Halloween Season! Be sure and lock your doors.

    51 min
  • #25 Ed Gein

    In this week's episode Shawna and Talia announce their October give away. Listen for the rules and check out the Lock Your Doors social media page for more details. They also have a disturbingly long conversation about Shawna's dog being rapey, and Talia offers a boring conversation about Halloween decorating. This week's episode is about Ed Gein, a well known serial killer and body snatcher who had a penchant for making masks, lampshades and all sort of fun crafts from human skin and body parts. We are excited for Halloween season! Keep listening, enter the give away, take care of yourself and lock your doors. 

    51 min
  • #24 The Disappearance of Maura Murray
    In this week's episode, Talia tells us what she thinks about her Facebook memories and all about her shattered back glass in the Honda. Shawna goes to Softball games, and you're not Mary in the Bible! This week Shawna and Talia talk about the disappearance of Maura Murray, a college student who disappeared under mysterious circumstances and was considered one of the biggest crime cases of the social media age. Shout out Shawna's myspace page circa 2004. Where the hell is Maura Murray??? Talia's guess is dead.
    1 hr 23 min
  • #23 The Winchester House
    This week Talia makes a sad announcement about the unfortunate loss of Georgia and Alabama this week, may they rest in peace. On another note, Shawna is blonde! Yeah, we change subjects like that. This week's episode is about the famous Winchester House. Mrs. Winchester believed she was cursed and haunted by the ghost of those whose lives had been taken by a Winchester gun. Was she really haunted? Or just mentally ill? You decide.
    38 min
  • #22 The Connecticut River Valley Killer
    Shawna opens with a song today! And you thought Talia was the only one who sings! Talia talks about the difficulty of naming a child and asks you guys for suggestions, so give us some twits. Shawna talks about her desktop, it's a thing.This weeks episode is about the Connecticut River Valley Killer, or as Talia says "mini LISK" a killer who has yet to be identified and is responsible for a series of stabbing murders back in the 1980's.
    39 min
  • # 21 The Branch Davidians
    This week Shawna skips eggs and bacon just to catch Talia while she's not sleeping. Talia's grandma points out that Shawna better hurry up and have babies so that they can still be friends. They also briefly discuss a possible time share on the one we have coming. This week's episode is about The Branch Davidians and their infamous leader David Koresh. Cults are always crazy fun! Don't join cults kids. And shout out to September being chronic pain awareness month. #centralpainsyndrome
    57 min
  • #20 Craig Price
    This week Talia and Shawna talk about the latest crazy story on the internet about the girl knocking on doors in a Texas neighborhood wearing broken restraints. Shawna also talks about some shows that she's into binging right now. This weeks episode is about Craig Price who had already accomplished his first murder at just 13 years old. His signature? Overkill. Happy Labor Day and remember to lock your doors.
    39 min
  • #19 Criminals who suck at being Criminals
    In this week's episode Shawna decides to shake it up with something new for you guys. We spend the whole episode talking about criminals that suck at being criminals. So get ready for some funny shit this week with an episode we weren't even sure we would ever release to the public. 7 stupid stories coming at ya. Don't forget to carry weapons, take care of yourself.
    37 min
  • #18 Jasmine Richardson
    This week Talia gives you a run down on the pregnancy and reveals the gender. Shawna tells you about her weird weekend and her inability to complete tasks. This weeks episode is about Jasmine Richardson, an eleven year old girl that falls in love with a 300 year old werewolf. You heard that right, werewolf. So get ready to pick sides because as we know Shawna is a vampire and Talia turns into a hairy bitch every full moon. Keep your kids off the internet!
    59 min
  • #17 Dorothea Puente
    In this weeks episode Shawna gives us a crisp fall introduction. She also got to hang out with Low Down Dirty Dirt Band and house party like it was 2006. She also talks about peeing standing up! Talia had a boring week because she's sick and pregnant. This weeks episode is about Dorothea Puente, the "Death House Landlady" who murdered her tenants to cash their checks. This week is short and sweet, just like us.
    29 min

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We are 2 girls who love talking about everything from religious cults to serial killers. We plan to tell the stories in the way that they were told and reported, in a fashion that's often funny,…