"The Camera Adds 10 Pounds and a Yellow Leisure Suit" tells the comedic tale of my own Ghost of Christmas Past, dinner theater in the garage and a yellow leisure suit.

"Playing God" tells the comedic tale of a puppet from The Lion King, man’s best friend and a Disney parade wig. 

"As Seen On TV" tells the comedic tale of a bleach-filled kiddie pool, mix tapes and a remake of "The Wizard of Oz."

"Cul-de-sac" tells the comedic tale of a Persian numerologist, leg warmers and a blind dog playing Sandy in the musical "Annie."

"Is That You, Bosley?" tells the comedic tale of suburban Boy Scout angst, cupcake deprivation and a couple of undercover angels.

"Travelopathy" tells the comedic tale of a cranky French tour guide, a pair of moldy ABBA clogs and a villainess named Madame X.

"The First Noel" tells the comedic tale of reinvented traditions, a hot legs contest and a 23-hour bus ride from hell.

"Adieu Contessa" tells the comedic tale of a mid-life decision that brings back memories of Midwest family vacations, hair restoration and Richard Gere. 

"Google Boy" tells the comedic tale of a backyard UFO, old school stalking and Jackie O sunglasses.

"The Hooker Next Door" tells the comedic tale of a one-bunned Princess Leia and two suburban Nancy Drews.