"The First Noel" tells the comedic tale of reinvented traditions, a hot legs contest and a 23-hour bus ride from hell.

"Adieu Contessa" tells the comedic tale of a mid-life decision that brings back memories of Midwest family vacations, hair restoration and Richard Gere.

"Google Boy" tells the comedic tale of a backyard UFO, old school stalking and Jackie O sunglasses.

"The Hooker Next Door" tells the comedic tale of a one-bunned Princess Leia and two suburban Nancy Drews.

"The Seven Year Bitch" tells the comedic tale of a Spencer's Gifts disco light, anger fatigue and a place called Puppet Town.

"The Show Must Go On" tells the comedic tale of suburban little league horror, Karen Carpenter, and a valuable show biz lesson learned from a most unusual source.

"Thelma Clark" tells the comedic tale of a piano recital gone awry while growing up in suburban Iowa in the 1970's.