Fan mail hit different this week. A listener wrote in with a story about receiving an unsolicited dick pic — at work — and we had a lot of thoughts. A lot. Then we get into the age gap conversation nobody's being honest about: dating younger vs. dating older, why women are done apologizing for going either direction, and what it actually means to be a "cougar" in 2025 (spoiler: it means you have options).

And finally, we're officially reclaiming the word "simp." It is not an insult. It stands for Secure, Respectful, and Emotionally Mature — and frankly, it's the green flag you should be looking for. We'll explain why men who are called simps are actually winning.

Plus: Vibe Check with our roomie Su, the Group Chat (ACOTAR, Married at First Sight, and that Boyfriend D*ck video), and a teaser you are not ready for.

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Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inappropriate inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies yap about dealing with your friend's enemies, who sets the tone in a relationship, dating hypocrisy, when dreams about your ex turn into nightmares, marking your territory in someone's bedroom, and more.  

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Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies answer their first question from a resident roommate and discuss the nuances of celibacy and masturbating, and how to approach women in the wild. 

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Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inappropriate inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies revisit alpha male s*xual preferences, and yap about an audience of opinionated men, financial d*mination, Instagram dating advice, peptides for intimacy, stealthing horrors and more. And don’t miss Molly’s wild story about org*smic meditation and Ed Sheeran at the end of the episode.

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Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies yap about what it’s like for Molly to get back into the dating world and what she’s learned in her six month hiatus; while Diana talks about dealing with her daughter’s six-year old bully and how to punch back.

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Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies yap about … Diana working with Lonnie “The Hawk” Hawkins (aka Will Ferrell), while Molly reflects on dipping her toe back into the dating pool… just to suddenly dive in with her new date on relationship equity, a debate The Roommies love to go hard on. Oh yeah, and they talk a lot about dick pics, formally referred to as “Cyber Sexual Assault.” Get your tea and your cozy blanket and plug in and unplug with your Long Distance Roomies!

Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies, where long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle. In this episode, the Roomies yap about all the obvious and subtle ways 50/50 dating is not actually equitable for women, West Wilson and Amana Batula’s cringe-inducing relationship from Summer House, Diana’s A-list directing gig, doting parents with shoddy wifi, amateur ufologists, JFK travel nightmares, hair transplants in Turkey, bald-deniers, the Workout Witch somatic courses, salmon sperm Korean face masks, beauty standards, this week's astrology, including Mercury retrograde and more. And don’t miss some major breaking news from Molly at the end of the episode.

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Welcome to the first episode of Long Distance Roomies! Long distance BFFs Diana and Molly invite you into their inner circle and proverbial home. In this episode, the Roomies yap about the importance of accepting influence, the ins and outs of an intentional break from dating (and sex), communicating assertively when someone tries to screw you over, how to get in the best shape of your life at home (or at the hot yoga studio inside a wealthy friend's home), how to take advantage of this week's excellent astrology, and more.  Follow along on IG @longdistranceroomiespodcast.

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