Long in the Boot

Louisiana has a new Governor and he wants you to shut up and stop asking questions! From denying summer lunch programs to poor kids to destroying open records laws, Governor Landry wants to make sure that Louisiana’s race to the bottom in all things continues. (except for chlamydia, were number 1 in that category). G. Long and Deb take a deep dive into the various ways the new administration, along with a lickspittle legislature, is working together for a more authoritarian Bayou State. Join us for this week’s Long in the Boot as we ask the question: WTF?

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This podcast is either dead or alive depending on what happens Monday!
We recorded and uploaded this episode on Sunday and if you are listening, we survived the eclipocalypse! If you are not listening, then we can assume that the earth is a smoking, devastated wasteland. Either way, G. Long and Deb discuss a variety of topics including free range kids, gnomes, and the history of eclipses. It's a Post-Easter Potpourri of Plenty on this 90th episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!  

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It is often said that clothes make the man or woman. What happens though, when “the man” uses clothing or outfits to control others? G. Long and Deb look at uniforms, dress codes, and sumptuary laws through the ages. Whether it was the fabric, the color, furs, or silk, those in the upper classes were determined to control the masses by punishing those who disobeyed the laws of fashion. Often, the wrong choice could mean death!
 Even today, there are those who seek to control others by regulating clothing and fashion choices. So find your purple toga, your weasel fur, or yoga pants and join us for a discussion of control by clothing on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast.
 
 

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Confusion used to cause people to become befuddled, but not anymore! Modern times call for modern terms and that new term is BUTTFUDDLED! G. Long and Deb are buttfuddled by the election, bad parents, kidfluencers, and all of the attacks on free-speech by people claiming to be protecting it. How has the world become so buttfuddling ridiculous? Do we have the answers? No! Do we have solutions? No way man! Can we change anything about this crazy world? Yes! We can create a  word and that word is BUTTFUDDLED! Join us as we celebrate the birth of a new word on this episode of the Long In The Boot Podcast!

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Well, We have been gone nearly four weeks and surgery was a success! Sure, we are each one kidney lighter but at least that BECI bill got paid! So much has happened while we have been gone we almost didn't know where to start so we decided to just go crazy! We've got squatters and deed theft! We've got Missouri claiming unborn babies as employees and a congressman who think one year old babies can get pregnant! You know something's weird when Louisiana seems perfectly well adjusted next to Missouri. We've got people wearing sunflower badges to show their fragility! All this and so much more on this episode of the Long In The Boot Podcast! 

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Do you feel violated after receiving that last electric bill?  Do you have questions about why our bills suddenly doubled? We are here to help and in no way offer a solution. We take a look at the sketchy relationship between Cleco and Beauregard Electric, and what we find raises so many more questions. All this plus a look at the mayor of New Orleans and her sidepiece going to Dubai on the taxpayer's dime, the newest Plandemic brought to you by the W.H.O., and why Governor Landry hates chickens. We've got something for everyone on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast.

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It's 2024 and we are moving forward by looking back at the history of New Years celebrations. Join G. Long and Deb as we take a journey through both the history and cultural aspects of celebrating a new year.  From ancient festivities involving loud noises and demon cleansing to the bizarre traditions that somehow made it to the modern era.
Get ready for a wild ride through time, where champagne flows, resolutions crumble, and the only thing predictable is that our next president will be really old. 
Join us and say cheers to history, insanity, humanity, and the eternal quest for a better New Year on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!

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 Whether 'tis nobler in the face to suffer 
The prickly thorns of outrageous stubble, 
Or to take arms against a sea of razors, 
And by opposing, end them. To shave, to trim— No more....
It's a Long in the Boot Christmas miracle! G. Long and Deb are in the studio on this Christmas day and we are putting out this week's episode on the same day! 
We are diving into beards this week and never has a topic been more timely!
World peace? Child's play! Climate change? Kid's stuff! Politics? Get serious! 
We are talking about the very essence of masculine virility and vitality. Looking at you Saint Nick!
To shave or not to shave on this week's Long in the Boot Podcast.

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Politicians, world leaders, and even advertisers talk about "moral imperative" whenever they are trying sell an idea or take money from your pocket. The real issue is that they don't really seem to understand the term. You might say, "They Kant do it". G. Long and Deb discuss Emmanuel Kant's work on "The Moral Imperative" and try to make sense of why moral imperatives  such as healthcare, clean water, and broken infrastructure are set aside while the government continues to support war, violence, and corruption around the globe. We are getting all philosophical on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast.

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G. Long and Deb are finally back after a much needed upgrade to the Long in the Boot Compound. This week, we tackle mental health care of the past, present and future. Face it, after gathering with the extended family for Thanksgiving, many people need a few mental health days to recover, and Long in the Boot is here to provide a soothing cure for what ails you. Also, a special Thanks to all those who have allowed us to invade their earholes with our ramblings for more than three years! You people are the best! Thank You from G. Long and Deb and remember: Joy is Portable, Take it with You!

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