It's Damian and Anne and we drank two martinis and shared a bottle of Tito's. We are putting our previously scheduled episode on hold so we can share our real life reactions to the news that Natalie Wood's (alleged) rapist & Catherine Zeta-Jones' terror-in-law is finally dead. Anne's been keeping track of Kirk's unwillingness to die for years so we wanted to bring you our takes as soon as our martini-soaked fingers could. Long live Natalie Wood. Watch her movies and for the love of god, Lana Wood, say his name.