Some feedback we hear is “I feel like this would be a lot funnier If I actually knew them” and on the other end of that we get “I relate so much to ya’ll, feels like I’ve known you guys for years”. So this is for both audiences, to get to know us or to get to know us even better. We wanted to be unfiltered and candid for an episode because “a joke isn’t a joke if it never gets real”.

This week the boys put the jokes & bits aside (well some of them) and give ya’ll an insight into who they really are. Recorded semi-candidly after hours at the gym, Dom & Matt have an in depth 60 minute conversation about life, romance, and bullying. Theres a lot to digest and take in so whether you agree or disagree with what we discuss let us know! and thank ya’ll for even listening!

We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week reloaded and levelled up don’t ya’ll worry!!

*WARNING OUR GROSSEST AND MANLIEST EPISODE YET*

Alright, so first off I’d recommend not answering that question before you listen to this week’s episode. Secondly, WE GOT OUR EDGE BACK. Ya’ll have been asking for weeks, where’s our favourite segment that wasn’t really a segment but it was funny and ya’ll never did again?! Well….I hope we’re thinking about the same thing cause if you listen and you were expecting some other segment that wasn’t really a segment to make a come back…..then…fuck. I guess you should just suck it up cause you don’t own me, I’m my own individual and I can do what I want with this podcast. Unless you unsubscribe and give us bad reviews then I guess I should listen….Ive never been great at taking orders from others, probably has to do with my lack of a father figure in my life and is deep-……what was I talking about again? Fuck I’m getting bad with these descriptions, I should probably plan these out. FUCK YOU DAD.

sorry about that….so…..In this episode, the boys discuss, going solo to the movies, running and share some 5 star reviews. Dom is having issues with “Deload Weeks” at the gym and Matt is not feeling the new armpit hair trend. And "URBAN DICTIONARY WITH DOM" RETURNS. INDULGE, LOYAL/SINGLE BOYS AND GIRLS!

You ever be out, and meet a guy, but like your’e a guy and he’s cool and you’re like damn, this would be dope to hang again…stop, why are you laughing? don’t laugh while your reading this. This time i’m serious. Ya’ll read these descriptions and laugh at my trials and tribulations and I’m getting sick of it. I have plenty of friends I just wouldn’t mind another. ok Joban. Laters on the menjay.

In this episode the guys discuss girls getting flown out, where to find decent girls & OPERATION 5 STAR. Matt wants you guys to stop trying to sell him OVO tickets and Dom talks about his amazing time at a Cannabis Party. They also deep dive into the question “why can’t guys ask guys to be friends?”. INDULGE LOYAL BOYS AND GIRLS!!

There comes a time in every podcasts life to level the fuck up. Take it to new heights. 15 weeks in…jam packed episode…I don’t wanna spoil shit for ya’ll….just listen and indulge boys & girls

Now I know what you’re thinking…IS THIS CLICK BAIT?…and to that I ask you…are elephants grey? or are they just ASHY and DRY? think about it. Have you ever seen a wet elephant? go ahead look it up. Elephants just need some cocoa butter fam. And on that note I’d like to announce my Kickstarter! I’m starting to fund raiser to develop an elephant moisturizer to protect elephants from severe dry skin. Oh you don’t care about the PHANTS? well then I want you to think about this…Your bones are WET right now…..

IN THIS EPISODE, the loyal boys discuss DOM VS. PENNYWISE, racial slurs, Kraft Dinner, and crackheads. They debate the pros and cons of doing crack cocaine and bad investments in the music industry. Dom shares his love of day parties and Matt rants about basic IG stories. INDULGE LOYAL BOYS AND GIRLS.

Ya’ll down to bum rush AREA 51???? I know they got my homie José over there. Remember him? no? oh…so you one o them fans who don’t read the descrptionss. Like you ain’t even be giving a fuck about the work I be putting in to entertain you via episode description. Telling you about my life through these. Venting my emotions. It’s all good it’s mad late, I got work in 3 hours. I’m editing. I don’t even know what’s real anymore. I shit you not I thought I just saw Tyler Perry and Optimus Prime salsa dancing in my kitchen while simataneously making british tacos. “What is a British taco you ask?” I don’t fucking know. Ask Tyler Perry.

In this episode, the loyal boys discuss the viral bagel shop video, area 51 bum rush and guys hitting on their girls. As well as how to handle it. Dom questions his & Matt’s friendship, Matt is pulling fishing?…kind of. IDK INDULGE, LOYAL BOYS & GIRLS.

I’m not a religious guy ya know, (holy boys). But let’s say you’re in church and the dude sitting next to you nudges you and goes “hey I soaked Susan last night”. Ummmm that’s odd. You just stuck your peen into her vagine and let it marinate for 36 minutes and 18 seconds? That’s nasty Preston. I’m triggered that you felt the need to even bring that up to me like I wanna talk about you resting your cock in her crock pot HUH? You think that your life is sooooo interesting that ME, DOM would wanna hear about that weird shit!?! fuck I’m heated now bro, I’m absolutely fuc- DONT TOUCH ME DUDE. I’m out, I’m leaving. Where was I going with this? ummm IDK fuck it. Ya’ll ever heard of an Alabama Hot Pocket?

In this episode, the loyal boys discuss ROM COM DOM’s first date etiquette, dogs, and almond milk. They do a deep dive into the different ways they approach dating girls. Matt hates the recent heat wave and Dom is pulling the sexual act of “soaking".

WARNING CONSPIRICES AHEAD

Ya’ll believe in aliens? I remember this one time I had this homie José and he used to tell me all the time that he was an Illegal alien. And he my n*gga right, so I was like 8 years old and I just seen E.T and shit so I was like “Yo José, the government wants aliens, we gotta dip. So we bounced to the park and camped out for a few hours. Then them agents pulled up like “put your hands up you Alien”. So I look at José, and he looks at me and whispers “Whatever you do, do not see “The Nun” movie in 2018, that shit is got be ASS amigo”. Then my mans got beamed up by the blue lights and took off like ‘skrt’. Then the agents pulled out this gadget to whip my memory clean. Then fast forward to 2018, I saw “The Nun” and ya that shit was doo doo bruh. oh ya…and Aliens are real.

In this episode, The loyal boys are back with ALOT to talk about. They discuss Kanye West, Golf, athletic vs skill sports, The new “Child’s Play” movie and Horror movie logistics. The boys share strip club stories and proper money throwing etiquette. How having a girl is clutch for Movie theatre snack tactics. Also, Matt is into Aliens now, and Dom shares his Demon Girl story. INDULGE LOYAL BOYS & GIRLS!!!

*WARNING*

NEVER look up turtle dicks! I repeat, NEVER google turtle dicks. Those little fuckers are actual aliens and we been acting like they cute nicknaming them “Franklin”, giving them bandanas and shit. MEANWHILE these turtles got the monster from Cloverfield hidden beneath their belly shell waiting to devour us all. But no need to fear me and Matt are here to warn you all about these monstrosities. I mean there’s not much we can do, I threatened to kill all them fuckers, then right after PETA DM’d me and wanted to square up fistacuff style but I heard from a 2nd cousin’s ex-fiance’s nephew…that them PETA niggas got hands. So I ain’t even really want the smoke so I’m gon chill and leave them niggas on ‘read’. Oh…you still reading this shit? you a real one. Well here’s what us loyal boyz talked about in todays episode.In this episode, the boys discuss their hate of cycling culture, Doug Ford & a WHOOOOOLE lotta DICK TALK! Matt “attempts” to push Dave & Buster’s and pulls therapists. Dom is addicted to ASMR and discovers the most terrifying animal organ of all time…Turtle Dicks. INDULGE, LOYAL BOYZ & GIRLZ.

quick note. Editing this podcast is a lot harder than it looks and I do it for all 16 of you guys who listen. So toss mans a dollar when you see me. no? how about like a quarter?…..ok…I’ll take a fucking hug man just a regu- not even a hug?!?!?! fuck man just acknowledge me or fucking something guys please….I’m in a reeealllyyy dark pl-you know what…nvm….all good. Whatever have a good day. Here's the summary of this week's episode I guess.

In this episode, Dom kicks off trying to stir up some controversy & podcast beef. The boys discuss girls eating ass, Justin Bieber Vs Thomas Cruise & Dreams. Matt reveals himself as a scientologist and wants to fight his neighbour. AND The loyal boyz clash over watching movies & buying gifts for their girls. ENJOY LOYAL BOYZ & GIRLZ !!