#Longbacksmatter

#Longbacksmatter

By Jada WadaComedy
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#Longbacksmatter episodes

  • Welcome 2020 With the 3 F’s of Life
    We finally made it to 2020 people! This is a big fucking deal! I can’t believe we are entering into a new decade. This is so surreal. I apologize for my babbling at the end but man what a way to finish 2019. You got A$AP Rocky doing the do on camera, DaBaby with his dick out, an impeached Cheeto, Logan Paul giving us the proper tutorial on the #cucumberchallenge, and Lizzo showing cheeks! Crazy how this all happened in a week! First and foremost, I address the 3 F’s of life everyone needs to live by in this upcoming year and years to come after that. Take heed to these free lessons ladies and gentlemen. They’re gonna help us get through the next decade unscathed! Happy New Year! 🎊
    18 min
  • Kinky Dinky

    Sorry for the wait but mannnnnnnnnn do I have one helluva comeback! In this episode I'll be talking about some of my sex-capades with one of my dear friends @JoeannLyn. She is literally Honey Bunches of Greatness and flew all the way from New York just to see little ole me. Make sure to check out her IG, Twitter, and YouTube channel For The LOVE Of JOE so you can learn how to truly love yourself like the Queen/King you are. There are not too many people that can keep up in a conversation like this with me so I'm beyond excited to have her here and wouldn't want to share this moment with anyone else. We'll be tackling our fetishes, experiences, turn-ons, turn-offs, you name it! This topic has been the most requested for me to discuss so I genuinely hope we don't disappoint. Because this episode is about the Kinky Dinky, of course we had to take our sweet time and we're giving you guys a whole hour just to dive into things. Who would want a quickie with two baddies anyway? 


    For The LOVE Of JOE:

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTwh4CV6mE09PZ-XyoMXSbQ


    Instagram:

    https://www.instagram.com/joeannlyn/?hl=en


    Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/JoeannLyn

    1 hr 2 min
  • Wasting Each Other’s Time
    We’ve all either done it, or had it done to us. Wasting time is nothing to be proud of ladies and gentleman. Stop doing that shit! I’m not saying to just give people what they want, but stop having their time and energy going nowhere except for the sunken place! In this episode I’ll touch on a few of my experiences as well as my opinions on how to simply avoid this. Some of you are listening to this right now while you’re stringing along some poor person’s son/daughter. Shame on you! I hope they marry you in your sleep so that they’re stuck with you!!! (Actually, I’m sure that has to be illegal, but you get my point) I know this episode didn’t have any real structure to it and I apologize. I’m neck deep in projects and work and really didn’t want you guys to keep waiting for another episode. I’ll try to be better with my consistency. I’ll stop wasting time....get it? Cuz the episode is about....you know what forget it haha hope you enjoy!
    21 min
  • To Yeast or Not to Yeast
    In this episode I’ll be discussing yeast infections and STDs. This episode is super important to me because some of y’all are fucking clueless. Yeast infections are normal and curable so shaming women for having them is a huge no no. Some of you childish ass men don’t even realize that MEN CAN GET THEM TOO! And for the ladies that like to talk shit about other women with yeast infections, some of y’all are just in denial. Swearing up and down that y’all don’t have one when you’re cum is looking like cottage cheese sis! CHECK YOUR PUM PUM! And don’t just check it for yeast, check it for all the other creepy crawlies that may be lying in between that Arby’s sandwich. Guys, start making your appointments as well for your womb brooms. STDs are so common, but talking about them apparently isn’t. That’s insane. After hearing about what happened at Coachella I’m scared! This episode is dedicated to my nurse at Planned Parenthood for always keeping my kitty cat purring. I’ve been going to her for a while now and she’s always been so good to me and very insightful. I hope I made you proud my dear. We’ll talk about it at the next Pap smear!
    38 min
  • Hair
    In this episode I’ll be talking about weaves, wigs, bundles...you get the point! Coming from a strict Jamaican household, I was never allowed to alter my hair or put anybody else’s in it. So ladies please don’t be upset with me for this episode, we clearly come from different worlds. I’d love to know what you all think so make sure to gimme your opinions on twitter @ebonymillz. Guys y’all can definitely hop in the conversation as well. And a huge shoutout to a particular guy who owns his own business www.joelslandscaping.org.
    20 min
  • Support
    In this episode I’ll be addressing fake supporters and what it’s like to be on the receiving end of it. We all know those people that swear they wanna help you but when it’s actually time to do so they’re nowhere to be found. I’m throwing a bit of shade today honey so if you can’t take it then I suggest you get from under the tree!
    24 min
  • Long backs: Pros, Cons, and Myths
    In this episode I’d like to shed light on a RIDICULOUS myth as well as elaborate on what it’s really like to have a long back. These are just my opinions so please don’t take it to heart. Take it up the ass!
    38 min
  • It’s finally here!
    For quite some time now my friends, family and followers felt like my little ass needed to be heard. So here I am finally making this podcast! I’m gonna talk my shit and sip my tea sis. Things are about to get interesting!
    2 min

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