This week, we have the ladies from the Why Why Why Show Jin An and Elisa! We got a few weird search terms that we wanted to cover. Why are people faking mental illness on TikTok? What is erotic corpulence? How did Reddit get started? And finally, where on earth is your grandma and boomer aunty getting all these good morning messages from?

We invited the ladies from the Why Why Why Show for an amazing crossover! We talk about the chicken shortage, super aphrodisiac coffee to bring you to the moon, weird animal facts, and the dreaded monkey pox! Show some love to the Why Why Why Show!

Pinkdot is just a manifestation of more Chinese privilege according to BrownQueerSg! Is Pinkdot doing enough to end racism in Singapore? Or should they just stick to their original goal of ending 377a? Joncat had to revise his original Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp trial after watching the proceedings unfold in a spectacularly idiotic fashion from Team Turd.

Episode recorded on 22/05/22

The start of the Johnny and Amber defamation trial, what is up with that? Sex predators might be staying in jail longer than expected, but is that really a good thing? Breast, thigh, or personality? Joncat's answer might not surprise you. And finally, the youth that split the nation, Jonathan Neo, and why he didn't really split the nation because nobody likes him.

Backbenchers in parliament desperate to come up with something clever to say. Wild boars go on a rampage, in Yishun of course! And of course, we just have to talk about the Russia-Ukraine "special military ops".

(Episode was recorded in March)

The end of covid restrictions is nigh! While some measures still persist, life has returned to some level of normalcy.... or have they...? Anngee tells us about weird Japanese porn, Jerry gets accosted on the streets, a brief epilogue to the Henry Zou saga, why some people need to eat shit and die, and of course, Dan's ass mustard.

Assistant Professor Walid joins us in the longkang again! When somebody says trust me bro, your first instinct must be to trust that bro, since this was the spirit on which SPH Media Trust (SMT) is founded, just trust us bro! We'll fact check for you! Raeesah Khan's COP proceeding was absolutely not a political witch hunt. And finally, we try to get Walid onto the latest OppaiCoin.

In this episode, we dive into the wildly unexpected messages from Henry Zou, the philosopher of life, and his insistence that LongKangKitties should host him and debate him on climate change. Naturally, hilarity ensues when the philosopher made a giant boo boo and completely misunderstands Joncat.

Also we announce the new Queen of Puns on the discord.

Assistant Professor Walid Abdullah joins Anngee and Jon in the Longkang to discuss censorship, debate, free speech, and a whole bunch of topics! Are Singaporean academics really repressed? Is there nuance in the vaccine debate? Can the power of the Longkang compel Nicole Seah to hop onto Teh Tarik with Walid? Find out more on this episode!

Its a big news day down in the longkang and we're wasting no time spilling the milk! Iris Koh and babyface doctor Jipson getting charged in court. Possible Dee Kosh redemption arc on the horizon? TikTok maid uploading old man nudies onto the internet.com and Sammyboy BBFA got many CBs for you in the house of sin!