A food obsessed, crotcheting, ice hockey player from Portland, Oregon. You’re welcome.

Next Book: Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead

Hide your children, hide your wife — this book is really dirty.

Next Book: Hot as Puck by Lili Valente

Son of a swordfish! We’re back with more mermance….we’ve “explored” Mermen romance, naturally it’s time to chill with the Mermaids, all apologies to any comedy podcast hosts we know that have an irrational fear of them.

Next book: 12 Inches: A Secret Baby Dark Romance by Alexis Angel

With God’s help, Matthew and I survived this excerpt. And man, did we ever need it. Praise Him!

Next book: Forgive my Fins by Tera Lynn Childs

This is a story about a girl who falls in love with the male voice in her head, like ya do.

P.S. The anti-climactic thing that happened between me and Matthew at the beginning of the show is that I couldn’t remember while we were recording the show was this: I mentioned I was confused by something in a story I told him, where the last thing I said was “pick-me-up.” When I said “What could it mean??” he then said “a pick-me-up is something that you take that gives you energy”. It’s just as awkward explaining this in writing as it was not remembering it on the show. My apologies.

Next book: Tender Love, A Christian Romance by Juliette Duncan