Look Inside this Book Club

Just as quirky as all get out, Sarah sure knows how to spin an Alaska yarn that will get you riled up about the WAR ON CHRISTMAS. There is nothing like some snowflake saying Happy Holidays to really exorcise the Jesus right out of THE LORD’S BIRTHDAY.

Next Book: Accidentally in Love With…A God? by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff or Pamfie as we now call her.

How much would YOU sell your virginity for? Kidding, that ship has long sailed. If we do have any virgin listeners out there, pro-tip: don’t sell it, lease!

Next book: Good Tidings and Great Joy, Protecting the Heart of Christmas by Sarah Palin (Matthew’s pick. FU Matthew)

“Pinch your sanity” and dive into the water with us to splash around with some hunky mermen.

Next book: The Billionaire’s Virgin by Penny Wylder

We’re branching out from one on one romance and delving into tri-love, MMF which I learned stands for Much More F—ing.

This is most likely our dirtiest episode yet, so make sure the little ones aren’t listening in. Ironically, from 7:54 to 8:32, you will hear Matthew’s daughter come home from school, grab a snack and then go into her room. I’m mortified and whispering for about 15 seconds until Matthew tells me to speak up, because whispering doesn’t make for good audio.

Next book: Mermen by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

An elf named Percy Giggly-Legs, 3 bunches of mistletoe and a 4-year-old who may or may not be a lesbian – oh Lyn Gardner you do give us everything we would want in smut and a few things we didn’t ever need to know.

Next book: Unwrapped: A MMF Holiday Romance by Taryn Quinn

Can we please move on from Christmas? Apparently not.