Abed Gheith, comedian, Podcaster, and inspiration for Abed from Community joins Aristotle to discuss the extent to which Abed Nadir was based on him, Chevy Chase, and other things. Then, George L. Rockwell (no relation) and Martin van Buren de Klerk (also no relation) join the show to discuss their new political party the American Not See Party, which follows the ideals of never opening one's eyes.

Exactly what the title says, with a Saudi themed twist

Actor in many shows such as Drunk History and the Office Greg Tuculescu joins Aristotle to talk about his career, as well as his unique last name and Romanian heritage. Later, janitor for the Metaverse Dick Fickleberg joins Aristotle and Greg to talk about... being a janitor for the Metaverse. And nothing else.

Aristotle and his co-host Luke Ash discuss the fist bump between Biden and MBS, before getting a surprise visitor. Later, farmer John Mitch tells his story of surviving an alien abduction.

Comedian and voice actor Tony Rodríguez joins Aristotle to discuss Donald Trump, how he got his role on The Simpsons, and more. Later, 2 Russian men named Bel Roosky and Sergey Pajebrin show up to discuss how the leader of the Soviet Union, Vladimir Putin, will be at G20 this year with his friend, current president Donald Trump-- wait what?

Aristotle is joined by guest host Emm Buffalo to talk to Derrick Shakespeare, formerly the owner of an underground library who now runs an above ground library in the Metaverse. Plus, Derrick Shakespeare's ancestor William shows up later on to reveal that Marvel may have stolen his ideas.

Comedian and star of Good Trouble Dhruv Uday Singh joins Aristotle to discuss his career, as well as other issues and how he is confused with a Bollywood actor also named Dhruv Singh. Later, fossil fuel executive William E. Bobb IX comes on with his intern Julie Rudiani to discuss his new line of fossil fuel flavored hard seltzers.

Actor, comedian, and musician from the band Don't Stop or We'll Die Michael Cassady joins Aristotle to discuss things like Fantasia 2000, the origin of his band's name, classical music, and other stuff. Later, Ohea Etxea, a folklorist from the Metaverse dimension comes on to discuss his study of the mythology Mark Zuckerberg created when he went back in time to steal the universe earlier.

Aristotle talks to Benjamin Franklin about his Easter plans and Jack B. Lagomorfo, a cannibalistic Easter bunny

Groundlings legend and voice actor Karen Maruyama joins Aristotle to discuss the work she's done at the Groundlings and on various TV shows. Then, Uerunom, a humanoid walrus indigenous to the universe Mark Zuckerberg is using as the Metaverse who speaks Proto-Indo-European comes on to be way too defending of Zuckerberg