For a special Thanksgiving and 1 year anniversary episode of Aristotle Asparagus, we talk to original guest Benjamin Franklin, coming on to talk about the new documentary he's filming about the first Thanksgiving he's working on through time travel. Later, in replacement for Set Kamehameha who is on a business trip, Set's cousin, Assweed sales coordinator Ptolemy Builder comes on to discuss Assweed's new and improved Thanksgiving dinner. Thank you to everyone who has done my podcast in the past that has helped make it possible for the Aristotle Asparagus podcast to be around for longer than the time it takes the Earth to rotate around the sun, it means a lot.

Rejected Sesame Street Muppet Guglielmo comes on to discuss his recent vaccination against covid and Ted Cruz's reaction. Later, anti-Vax podcast host Harry Ovine joins Aristotle to talk about the borax baths he's been taking to be safe from the vaccine he had to take to keep his job. Plus a new segment!

Regular Show and Close Enough writer Matt Price joins Aristotle to talk about the origins of Regular Show as well as how it could have been an adult cartoon and about how much of a simp Mordecai is. Later, Salem Witch Trials victim Giles Corey returns from the dead to discuss his trauma from being crushed by stones, his work for and against AdCorp, and he also learns that people no longer accuse others of witchcraft in a negative way.

AdCorp workers Ira and Mickey, from the respective Maurice Sendak books Where the Wild Things Are and In the Night Kitchen join Aristotle to discuss their plans to launch a coup against Crazy Frog's leadership at AdCorp

Kevin Costello, the screenwriter for one of Aristotle's favorite movies, Brigsby Bear, joins Aristotle to discuss the production of the movie, upcoming projects, and more. Later (sigh) Crazy Frog makes his grand return to discuss his new plan for taking over America once again, as well as his work on the new Chris Pratt Mario movie.

After Aristotle talks to his lawyer L. Ron Travolta, a horse farmer and equinophile named Equo Chevalier shows up to discuss his Covid 19 Mystery Drug which definitely is not ivermectin

Comedian Anthony Atamanuik, known for things like 30 Rock, What We Do in the Shadows, and his Trump impersonation joins Aristotle to discuss his career among other things. Later on, vigilante Sir Dickolas Christopher comes on to talk about his vigilante goal of recalling every governor while chasing after his enemy.

Actor and comedian Nick Rutherford (Good Neighbor, Saturday Night Live, Rick and Morty, Dreamcorp LLC) joins Aristotle to discuss his origins in the Good Neighbor sketch troupe, what it's like working at SNL, tells us a funny story about one of his Rick and Morty episodes. Later, rapper and yeast of thoughts and mind The Globglogabgalab comes on to discuss his new collab album with Kanye West, "The New Album."

TV plumber and brother of Errick and Derrick Merrick Shakespeare joins Aristotle and Marian Glink to discuss laying pipe and... and nothing else.

TV actor Will McLaughlin (Superstore, Parks and Recreation, others) joins Aristotle to discuss his work at UCB, as well as on multiple shows, and how he is often typecast as police officers named Randy Killnose. Later, local janitor The President (short for Therius John President Jr.) comes on to talk about his role at a secret janitor's union.