Actor Jordan Black comes on the show to discuss his work on things like SNL, Community, and the New Wonder Years reboot. Later, Berg Steenen and Steen Bergen, 2 film directors who just woke up from a 5 year coma join Jordan and Aristotle to discuss a film they are directing about the Trump administration, albeit a completely inaccurate film that is probably a Ponzi scheme.

Actor, writer, and comedian Dave Ferguson, known for his work in the Birthday Boys as well as on Superstore and the Comedy Bang Bang TV show comes on to talk about his career as well as other things like the city of Ithaca New York, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and his family. Later, Metaverse captive Joe Fild calls in from a farm in the Metaverse to discuss how he was captured by Mark Zuckerberg and forced to live in the Metaverse, and later helps Aristotle and Dave enter the Metaverse.

In a Christmas episode, we interview series regular Benjamin Franklin, as well as composer Pyotr Illyich Tchaikovsky, who has returned from the afterlife to discuss his new sequel to the Nutcracker, a ballet called The Nutcracker 2: Return of the Terminator, which he is selling as an NFT

Series regulars Benjamin Franklin and Set Kamehameha return, where Set talks about his quest to capture an alien causing the Omicron variant and make him an Assweed mascot. Later, Cheryl Fuld, a lorax but not THE lorax, and KW from Where the Wild Things Are, 2 supposed representatives for PETET (People for the Ethical Treatment of Extra Terrestrials) come to protest this idea.

Wally Feresten, SNL cue card holder for 30 years and current cameo maker on Late Night Seth Meyers joins Aristotle to discuss his work as a cue card holder, how improvisation is treated on set, Will Forte masterpieces and the crime of Will still not being given a hosting gig yet, among other things. Later, Maurice Sendak characters Ira from Where the Wild Things Are and Mickey from In the Night Kitchen return to Aristotle's show to discuss covid vaccines, booster shots, and the literary omicron variant that infected Ira's fellow Wild thing Carol (who is a male Wild thing)

For a special Thanksgiving and 1 year anniversary episode of Aristotle Asparagus, we talk to original guest Benjamin Franklin, coming on to talk about the new documentary he's filming about the first Thanksgiving he's working on through time travel. Later, in replacement for Set Kamehameha who is on a business trip, Set's cousin, Assweed sales coordinator Ptolemy Builder comes on to discuss Assweed's new and improved Thanksgiving dinner. Thank you to everyone who has done my podcast in the past that has helped make it possible for the Aristotle Asparagus podcast to be around for longer than the time it takes the Earth to rotate around the sun, it means a lot.

Rejected Sesame Street Muppet Guglielmo comes on to discuss his recent vaccination against covid and Ted Cruz's reaction. Later, anti-Vax podcast host Harry Ovine joins Aristotle to talk about the borax baths he's been taking to be safe from the vaccine he had to take to keep his job. Plus a new segment!

Regular Show and Close Enough writer Matt Price joins Aristotle to talk about the origins of Regular Show as well as how it could have been an adult cartoon and about how much of a simp Mordecai is. Later, Salem Witch Trials victim Giles Corey returns from the dead to discuss his trauma from being crushed by stones, his work for and against AdCorp, and he also learns that people no longer accuse others of witchcraft in a negative way.

AdCorp workers Ira and Mickey, from the respective Maurice Sendak books Where the Wild Things Are and In the Night Kitchen join Aristotle to discuss their plans to launch a coup against Crazy Frog's leadership at AdCorp

Kevin Costello, the screenwriter for one of Aristotle's favorite movies, Brigsby Bear, joins Aristotle to discuss the production of the movie, upcoming projects, and more. Later (sigh) Crazy Frog makes his grand return to discuss his new plan for taking over America once again, as well as his work on the new Chris Pratt Mario movie.