"In 1922 the IAU named 88 constellations; this must have been number 89."

"The winter constellations are here, ready for another season of viewing."

"This could produce a meteor shower on Venus."

“When Albert Einstein was a boy, if he ever did anything stupidly, did people say to him: ‘hey, way to go, Einstein!’?”

"Probably more penguins than people will see this eclipse. Those solar eclipse glasses will keep slipping off their ears."