Loophole Podcast

A conversation about the Welsh children's show Caban Banana introduces the crew to Gareth and some unusual childhood television memories. Old phone problems, battery complaints and increasingly strange animal comparisons keep the discussion moving far beyond its original subject.

Original air date: September 14, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
05:31 Gareth the Monkey Puppet
12:44 Spongebob Theme Song
16:51 Friendship Flashbacks
22:52 Why Can't Sam See My Location
27:30 The Middle Finger Screenshot
36:00 How Many Viewers Do You Have
42:29 Mazda Miata Debate
49:16 Lamborghini Urus Fart
55:05 The Summer 24 Play Button

A triple-date hangout begins before everyone has quite realized the podcast is underway. The conversation moves through first impressions, relationship stories and family names, with personal memories and a family ring prompting questions from the rest of the group.

Original air date: September 7, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
05:40 Mike is Suing Roblox
10:56 Skype Group Chats and Roblox Servers
17:13 Coke Lines and Orange Coke
22:27 Trogdene Addiction and Blonde Hair
28:57 The Son of Dave
39:03 Favorite Color Quiz
44:46 University Induction Day Confusion
49:37 The One About the Peach
56:58 The Name That Ruined Everything
1:01:26 How to Wear a Bow Tie
1:12:32 I literally didn't ask

Alphabyte joins Loopie to talk about writing, poetry and finding a creative voice. They discuss the move from musical ambitions toward words, community cyphers and collaborations, and the friendships that make sharing work feel more welcoming.

Archive ordering date (estimated): August 31, 2025. Original air date unconfirmed. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
07:51 Shout Out to a Teacher
17:53 Bloodywood Concert Experience
22:04 Copyrighted Music Video
28:06 DMX and 50 Cent's Hip-Hop Impact
40:33 Almost On the Cypher 2
44:00 What Is a Cypher in Rap
57:53 Cold Water in London
1:03:39 Baby Yoda Comparison
1:08:48 Outro Joke

Back from London, the crew settles into the familiar rhythm of a remote hangout. Meetup memories give way to restaurant nostalgia, childhood visits to Cracker Barrel and food arguments, with Beansoap supplying plenty of material for the group's running jokes.

Original air date: August 24, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
03:59 Too Mad Discussion
13:50 Stuffed in a Trunk with Turkey Stuffing
19:59 The Podcast vs. 30,000 Kids
23:09 GIF or Jello
31:35 May's 31st Day
37:15 Cracker Barrel Brand Change
41:37 The Love Bite Debate
49:28 The Alcoholic's Leak
56:07 Driving Classes and Costs
1:06:51 Fiancé Joke
1:13:30 Stop Recording Button

The hosts finally meet in person and bring the podcast into their shared accommodation. A console power-adapter mishap, cereal on call and a mystery involving gum on a windowsill turn the long-awaited meetup into a collection of household stories and arguments.

Original air date: August 13, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
07:04 The Bowling Ball Size Debate
16:15 Free Food Scam
22:20 Spark Scare
28:15 Crusty Feet and Laptop Hinge
35:07 10th Time Flying to Wales
41:58 Speedrun Discussion
48:05 Online Friends Are Real
54:43 Close Calls and the Proposal

On the eve of the hosts' meetup, a Super Mario Bros. race runs alongside the podcast. Missed mushrooms, messy countdowns and repeated restarts turn practice into competition, while the group discusses meeting in person and the co-op runs they hope to attempt together.

Original air date: August 3, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
04:57 Left Plus Right and Moonwalk
09:11 Travis Scott's Wiggly Wobbly
15:21 The Mexico Package
22:47 Hulk Hogan Discussion
28:45 I'm So Gay, Bro
32:41 Beansoap's Streak

Expensive chairs and hand-me-down furniture lead the crew into a search through strange online headlines. A piano-playing miniature horse and claims about AI's environmental footprint become material for a conversation about what is funny, believable or simply too odd to ignore.

Original air date: July 27, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
06:19 Hostless Episode
13:55 Bill Clinton Confusion
20:31 Podcast Sponsorship Scams
27:05 35,000 Hours of Ark
37:35 Therapy Horse Plays Piano
43:08 Massachusetts Man and Powerball
49:29 Lost Dog
53:46 Twitch CEO Promoting His Stream

Sullyrox and SpecTrolls join a catch-up about the podcast lineup and its growing team. Lip-balm brands become an unexpectedly competitive subject before the conversation shifts to relationships, bisexuality and assumptions people make from someone's current partner.

Original air date: July 20, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
05:26 Bean Soap's Contract Response
09:12 Trump's Disease
15:50 Coldplay Concert Scandal
21:55 The Two-Year-Old Lip Balm
29:27 Billy's Mascots and Coldplay
35:45 International Chess Day
42:23 Heart Full of Pizza
49:29 Pizza and Live
58:20 Podcast outro

The hosts look back at past podcast lineups and build a tier list of former co-hosts. Their rankings turn into a discussion of personality, chemistry and what makes someone work on the show, followed by a vivid dream story involving an unwelcome bedroom visitor.

Original air date: July 13, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
08:04 Podcast plans and updates
19:02 Studs' AI Slop Confusion
22:36 Past Host Tier List
29:01 Podcast plans and updates
42:11 No Host Has Done This Before
47:01 Cancer Research Money
52:45 Dying in Dreams
58:58 Pigeon on BBC News

Loopie celebrates graduating and looks back at the exams that got him there. The conversation quickly expands into gummy-bear loyalties, Haribo alternatives and hypothetical boxing matchups, with the crew arguing over who would actually agree to fight whom.

Original air date: July 6, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
03:50 Sam's Hidden Box
09:53 University vs. Community College
15:39 The Haribo Debate
20:30 Why Smarties Before School
27:33 Toilet Piss PSI
32:56 Bro Lighty's Paper Clip Threat
42:43 Obsessions and Brunswick