Loophole Podcast

Fresh from seeing Will Smith and Camila Cabello, Loopie shares his concert reaction with the crew. Games and interruptions fill the catch-up before a debate over pain au chocolat turns the difference between a French pastry and a 'chocolate croissant' into a serious point of contention.

Original air date: June 29, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
07:20 Switch Online and Game Ports
18:03 Will Smith Retweet Shock
21:38 Speedrunning Verification at the Airport
30:38 Dicks on the Brain
39:46 Pain au Chocolat Confusion
45:19 Celsius vs Fahrenheit
49:35 Meme Confusion
55:30 Me Want Inovania

What makes someone the greatest speedrunner: dominant records, lasting influence or both? The crew weighs different careers and generations, then wanders through pop music, old Steam accounts and an increasingly impractical conversation about jet skis.

Original air date: June 22, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
08:21 Steam Profile and Family Guy Confusion
12:01 Soulja Boy at the Expo
17:33 What Would We Talk to Miniland About
22:05 Saddam Hussein Quote
34:02 Walter White on the Podcast
44:46 Papa John's CEO and the N-Word
49:32 Yamaha Pianos and Hatsune Miku

With exams taking their toll on Loopie, the hosts catch up through flag arguments, questionable camera angles and the usual interruptions. Later, they try to put a major MrBeast subscriber milestone into perspective by comparing the audience with entire populations.

Original air date: June 1, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
08:52 Emilius Soap
14:33 Soviet Republic of Lithuania Flag
19:34 Sora Confusion
28:29 Summer Starts When
31:33 The Green Pill Archive Picture
36:51 One-Year Podcast Anniversary
46:06 Population Misunderstanding
53:12 Discord Server Features
1:00:31 Why Do You Sound Weird
1:04:52 Flying with a Play Button
1:09:43 Hearing Limit Joke
1:14:54 The Six of Diamonds
1:22:29 MrBeast Subscriber Joke

The crew celebrates Beansoap's near-perfect recent attendance before losing the thread in food comparisons and elaborate tangents. A suspicious-looking object becomes 'lithium-ion mozzarella,' while keyboard layouts and an increasingly absurd movie idea offer little chance of returning to a sensible topic.

Original air date: May 19, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
06:17 The Pope and Diddling Kids
12:54 Motorola vs. Samsung
18:53 YouTube Fame and Personal Life
27:32 The Monkey vs. the Gorilla Debate
37:01 Strip Club Wall
43:02 Iraq Missile Launcher Shirt

An initially quiet podcast fills out when Beansoap joins the conversation. Between running two streams, questioning each other's outfits and debating takeaway food, the hosts turn a small lineup into an increasingly busy hangout.

Archive ordering date (estimated): May 11, 2025. Original air date unconfirmed. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
14:50 Anti-Vegetarian Cooking Confession
23:32 Doctors in Lithuania
31:41 Balaclava Roast
35:49 The Lady Incident
40:38 Steel Series Confusion
48:12 Piano and Antifa
55:45 Chihuahua Asshole
1:00:37 Casa de la Pasta in Lithuania
1:04:38 Outro and Study Time

Back after a break, the crew debates animation, CGI and what makes a movie worth watching. A look around a recording setup leads to a mistaken piece of exercise equipment, before the conversation moves to Harry Potter games and arguments about separating entertainment from its creator.

Original air date: May 4, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
09:14 Movie Experience
14:42 The Good Doctor Confusion
20:12 Bowling a 248 Game
24:05 Life-Size Lego F1 Cars
27:32 Protein Shake Debate
35:23 Rapping and Wordplay
38:27 Mike Eating Earwax
45:11 The Weakest Year for the Podcast
49:24 No Time for Highlights or Clips
55:37 JoJo Siwa Confusion
1:02:48 Hogwarts Legacy and J.K. Rowling

Tux returns to the podcast for a reunion full of familiar catchphrases and interruptions. The crew revisits their old chemistry, talks about making TikTok clips again and ends up comparing pets with the same competitive energy they bring to everything else.

Archive ordering date (estimated): April 13, 2025. Original air date unconfirmed. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
08:38 Weed Legal Discussion
16:32 Daylight Savings Time Misunderstanding
24:25 Pokemon Legends Alphabet Confusion
30:22 Big Dick Victor
37:12 The Depressed Dog
43:58 Dab Your Balls Up
47:12 Coma Wake-Up
57:03 Podcast vs. Live Stream

A personal check-in gives way to a debate about drawing recognizable faces, with Charlie Chaplin and Picasso becoming reference points. The crew argues over portraits, famous artists and whether a painting's reputation makes it any easier to understand.

Original air date: March 23, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
05:33 Rental Bike Experience
10:53 Dehydration and Blood Sugar Confusion
16:56 What If Google Maps Was From the 1800s
26:26 Vehicle Daydream
31:00 Deepest Quiet Ever
44:05 Picasso's Paint Marks
48:34 KFC Commercial in France
54:32 Hawaii Independence and Union Jack Flag
1:00:23 Reproduction and Egg Cells

Loopie teases a new release before the conversation turns to dream podcast guests and the questions the crew would ask Neil deGrasse Tyson. Science, room colors and increasingly strange tangents compete for attention as the hosts try to keep the discussion on track.

Archive ordering date (estimated): March 16, 2025. Original air date unconfirmed. Watch the original on YouTube.

Chapters

00:00 Opening conversation
04:35 Sully's Rubik's Cube Achievement
10:34 Podcast Phone Call
16:31 Belief in being the first rapper
21:01 Mental Health and Twitter
27:56 Wholesome Family vs. Five Booms
38:32 The Disgusting Green Wall
44:27 Piss Smelling Like Coffee
51:57 The Epstein Files Rickroll
55:00 Dove the Shampoo and the Wordplay
1:02:16 Don't Judge the Cover

A live Phoenix Suns versus Dallas Mavericks game and an NBA bet run alongside the podcast. The crew switches between the match, height comparisons, and a more personal discussion of anxiety, low mood, and family history.

Original air date: March 9, 2025. Watch the original on YouTube.