Loper found a new product....cologne for your balls. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are done and it may be thanks to MGK. Just add a little salt water to your strawberries and you will discover the cute little worms living inside. The beard evolved from fighting. No one knows when they last wore real pants. Plus, opening gyms, new movies, new TV, reliable streaming, Michael Jordan, Death Angel, and more!

Was Loper really going to buy a $110,000 Persian rug? A Costco customer got thrown out for not wearing a mask and he has gone viral. Joe Rogan just got a huge podcast deal with Spotify. Folks down in Texas did not let Covid-19 stop their annual topless jeep party. Plus, Egg Roulette, flooding, the titanic, free legal advice, and more!

The Immortal Matt Brown calls into the show to talk about the UFC fights. If you notice your significant other's phone like this all the time, you may need to worry. Las Vegas looks like it is starting to open up. Marijuana sales have skyrocketed. Plus, Treadmill Trivia, HOA rules, how to date a celeb, Ryan Seacrest, and more!

Randi's friend, Lauren, just found out that her Atlanta cul-de-sac is full of swingers. Bars are coming up with some odd social distancing hacks. Matt Brown and the UFC fights. Loper & Randi are debating about where to go for some vacation time. Plus, local bar issues, wearing masks, baseball and tennis rules, and more!

Today is Loper's birthday and it was fulled with lots of surprises. A vegan listener is upset because his wife has started eating meat again. Kids are eating parents out of house and home. A cat got adopted because of its very special skill. Plus, New Music Friday, bankruptcy filings, Loper's mom, and more!

Today we moved into our brand new studio at the Blitz. Are there really people to tip at an automated car wash? Pajama sales are going through the roof. You can get married for free where the Eagles play football in Philadelphia. We have probably seen the end of buffets, but Golden Corral has a plan. Plus, rock band merchandise, Melissa Etheridge, deadly driver's ed, and more!

Randi made lasagna for dinner last night and shut down Loper when he reached for a topping. A pro baseball player has concerns about sports coming back. California has closed down until August. A listener is having a moral dilemma because she was not charged for her groceries. Plus, going shopping, Tekashi 6ix 9ine, gyms, legal advice, Egg Roulette, masks, and more!

We can go back to shopping, so where do you want to go first? Or will you go at all? We got to hear some ridiculous excuses for calling off work today. Loper is trying to get his cat to stop scratching up their furniture. People want back in the gyms and they are starting to protest. Plus, complicated passwords, French country, Radio Recliner, Treadmill Trivia, and more!

We want to know what skills you developed during quarantine...Thick rick put on panties. People are doing a lot more impulse buying during quarantine. Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have a lot of dogs in their bed...how many is too many? Where will you swim this summer? Plus, Gatlinburg, TN, Captain Crunch Ice Cream, MawMaw Monday, UFC 249, and more!

Loper faced a moral dilemma at a handicap parking space. Loper's birthday will end up being a celebration that opens the world. Sports is really coming back and it starts this weekend. A nurse in New York stole something from a dying patient. Plus, New Music Friday, the water fountain, the peanut and hot dog industry, Waco on Netflix, and more!