Loper had some issues riding a bike yesterday...well his son's bike that is. If you are pregnant, do you deserve a Mother's Day gift? There are real live UFC fights this weekend. Baltimore Raven Earl Thomas found himself in the middle of some crazy sex orgy wife gun drama. We have an update on the woman who was drowned by an alligator. Plus, the blood moon, American Horror Story, top streamed shows, and more!

Covid-19 is mutating in Europe and a Covid researcher was murdered. It was not easy to get Mexican food yesterday for Cinco De Mayo. Billabong and Metallica have teamed up for some sick summer attire. Is it okay for your wife to hire the male nanny that she thinks is amazing? Plus, Kelly's day off, Egg Roulette, Brian Johnson's Hoover ad, and more!

Loper is used to soap bottles with aprons on them in his home...and apparently so are many of you. Wendy's uses fresh ground beef which is making it hard to get a hamburger. Are you going to find a way to party with friends on this Cinco De Mayo? Mike Tyson is rumored to be coming out of retirement to fight again. Plus, Dirty Minds, Joe Exotic, restaurant openings, chicken eggs, and more!

Something we can still celebrate is Star Wars day. The hot new place to find a date is any home and garden store. Loper got a view he wasn't expecting during a family bike ride. Nothing like stepping in dog poop in your own yard and you don't own a dog. Plus, Rock Star moms, Lebron cheating rumor, Murder hornets, Meyers Jewelers, stimulus checks, and more!

Randi brought Kelly some Chili Cheese Fritos and Kelly could not believe them. NASCAR will be the first sport to really come back. There may be a meat shortage on the horizon. Hercules live and other movies. Plus, new music Friday, eels are getting lonely, do you rock a mask, tipping drivers, and more!

Loper & Randi had two orders cancelled last night and one of them actually ended up going to a Blitz listener. Celebrities are sick and tired of giving autographs and finding them for sale on EBay. The NCAA is now discussing letting college athletes get paid for endorsements. Plus, Rock Star Moms, news blunders from home, Britney Spears burning, an old giant dinosaur, and more!

A big hit by the Scorpions actually may have been written by the CIA as propaganda. The Goodwill store seemed to get a little snobby about what they would accept. What is the first luxury you want when lock down is really over? Plus, Egg Roulette, burned out by lock down, back to the movie theater, free legal advice, and more!

Little Knox Loper called Randi something and she did not appreciate it at all. Post Malone does an entire concert of Nirvana songs online. Piracy is up and watch out for people in your neighborhood. Ohio is about to open up for phase 1. Plus, Miley Sings Pink Floyd, Rock Star Mom, Treadmill Trivia, Mother's Day and more!

Randi finally got her ancestry results back and she compares them to Loper's. Kelly needs help finding a new puppy. Probably not a good idea to go swimming anytime soon. Plus, Rock Star moms, MawMaw Monday, NFL draft viewership, free Wendy's nuggets and more!

Matt Heafy from Trivium covered a Joe Exotic song. Where are people planning vacations and for when? A listener is pissed at her boyfriend about conflicting plans and wants our advice. Loper once got kicked out of a Lit concert. Plus, New Music Friday, M Berry, New Music Friday, Rock Star Mom, and more!