Lore Boys

Lore Boys here but not for long, we are leaving the physical realm of the living and moving beyond to the Empyrean!

This week we're capping off Dante's Divine Comedy with Paradiso!

Leaving Vergil's Pagan butt behind Peter learns about the planets, Ethan learns about birds, and Jamie records backwards!

Is that Dante's big ol' nose or a parrot? There's a dragon, your girlfriend charges her powers to get hotter, talking Eagles on Jupiter and even a celebrity guest.

Just another episode of the Lore Boys confirming that Florence is a terrible place full of cowardly liars.

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Conjoined Lore Boys here!

Bringing you another classic game that really didn't need to be so complicated!

Jamie brings us Kid Icarus!

Today we learn what one man in the 80s can do with an NES, which games and American Tails to ignore and that Sakurai is probably a mad man.

We see ourselves in mirrors, get trapped in rings, fight himbos, then aliens, then more aliens, maybe we attack our moms or something.

Ethan lures us into a thirst trap and Pete covers Phil Collins.

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Lore Boys have more 40K lore for you, and this time we're talking Astartes Imperium -- more often called Space Marines. Specifically, the first of the Emperor's legions, the Dark Angels! Now, it's not mandatory reading, but checking out our episode on the Great Crusade might give you a little more insight into this awesome worldbuilding!

Peter joins an Order, Ethan puts a bounty on some Great Beasts, and James gets in touch with his Inner Walrus.

And we of course have plenty of other Warhammer 40K episodes:

Eldar

Tyranid

Necron

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Lore Boys have arrived on our National Holiday because we don't take days off!

Today we're making our way out of Hell and into Purgatory while covering the second part of Dante's Divine Comedy!

Today we'll find out about gravity, time zones, penance as well as the nature of sin!

Is Purgatory just God's waiting room? Or is it something far worse?

Ethan collects Virgin Mary cards, Jamie sleeps under a rock and Peter tells us how to use ladders properly!

We get blinded by angels, punch out our Ps on our membership cards and jump through walls of fire! Either way, just like Purgatory you're only stuck with us temporarily.

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Lore Boys are back, with more high-fallutin', tech-shootin', snappy-bantered buddy-cop duos... but no, it's not another Jak and Daxter episode. We're talking about Ratchet and Clank, a series so dear to Sony's heart it was a cornerstone of the big timey-PS5 demo. It's got cat-people, robot-people, rock-people, and even a janitor!

Ethan finds out what happens when you teach a genocidal warlord how to read, Peter invites a timed-microwave, and James sets himself up as the ultimate robo-pimp.

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Lore Boys are back from our long journey and we're damned if we do and damned if we don't.

Today we're taking a look at the first part of Dante Alighieri's epic poem, Inferno.

We're here to teach you where most of us will inevitably end up, so you can at least know what to expect.

We'll learn how fanfiction was invented, how the Mary Sue was invented, as well as how we started to move from Old Italian to Fresh Italian.

Ethan decides he'd be happy on wasp beach, Jamie figures being burned alive after the Trojan War doesn't seem so bad and Peter is pretty okay with the Sex Hurricane. Just your average afterlife with the Lore Boys.

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Lore Boys are back to absorb all life on your podcast app of choice down to the smallest bacteria! Today we look into the heart of the swarm and try and reason with the Tyranid. It's more Warhammer 40K lore from one of the most comprehensive wells of worldbuilding we'll likely never plumb dry.

Are they all id or ego?

How does their long range communication work and where is their boss?

Does installing new cell towers draw the horde to your planet?

These questions and more, not answered correctly!

Ethan sees both sides in an extra galactic argument, Peter checks over copyright law regarding blue paint and Jamie makes sure people feed their pets.

Just another day enslaved to the all consuming mind of the Lore Boys!

Like these episodes? Check out our other 40K content:

Eldar

Necron

Great Crusade

Dark Angels

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Lore Boys are here, and we're talking about Borderlands! For our 3rd anniversary we figured we'd dive back and revisit our 3rd ever episode, with the added twist that we can now include the Borderlands 3, of course. We're talking the Children of the Vault, a group of die-hard fanatics willing to do whatever it takes for the vine, including murdering witches in the name of their saviours, Jake and Logan P... erm, Tyreen and Troy Calypso.

Remember that every time a vault opens, an angel gets their fully-automatic weapon.

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Ever wonder what would happen if the gubberment uploaded NANO BOTS to pull all the gluten out of the atmosphere? Well we sure have, cause we're a dumb hand kind of podcast here on the Lore Boys. We're talking about the lore behind The Surge game series from Deck13 Interactive, and we bring our usual brand of idiotic Lore Boys canon to it, but this time that canon is endorsed!

We've got garlic breads, brain hands out, and cheesy milk on the stove -- everything you've come to expect from the internet's premiere fake-history comedy podcast.

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Censored Lore Boys back at it with the sex cults!

Today Ethan takes us to the valley of the Satyrs for a little love, and a lot of debauchery. Today we get deep into Xenagos!

We learn how he went from party legend, to party god!

We learn how not even orgies can keep you entertained forever, raising your own kids is a mistake and how ever wandering the infinite planes won't keep you happy forever.

Ethan quizzes us on off-brad Greek myth, Jamie finds out what an angry/sad/horny deer sounds like and Pete has to blur out most of his lower body.

Just another wholly unacceptable and NSFW day in the Valley of the Boys!

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