Lore Boys

Wow Destiny sure is great. Yeah, forget all that stuff I said last week about it being overpriced and full of fluff, we're back with more Destiny Lore! We're talking about races and darkness and a people that are also sponges. This episode has termites with feng shui, some mild scuttling, and we pitch the slogan, "Guns, not Glasses". So come join us! Have a shot of tequila and really let those tentacles out, as we get all sorts of yaoi in this episode.

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As always, we're offering up some sweet custom hentai mangas to Eric Skiff for the use of his song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our show's theme song.

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Wow well sometimes life throws you curveballs and sometimes those curveballs are blessings... or something like that. We're back! 1/3 of us couldn't make it due to unforeseen ungodly drunkenness, but the rest of the Lore Boys have made it out to bring you all the latest in Warframe Lore.

Warframe is a game about the future, and space, so we talk some about that. Space hillbillies, space samurai, space capitalists, space plutocrats, it's all space! We also rag on Destiny a bit. Alright, we rag on Destiny A LOT. But Warframe sounds good! So grab your frame, hop into matchmaking, and tune in for the ride!

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As always, we owe a hobo-sacrifice to the great ball in our sky who is Eric Skiff for the use of his song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our show's theme song.

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The Lore Boys are back in action after an oh-so-long hiatus between seasons. Luckily we put that time to good use, and have been hard at work to improve not only our show, but ourselves as well. Peter learned to juggle, James caught a record-breaking fish, and Ethan has been hard at work decyphering the message hidden in Teddy Roosevelt's moustache's shadow.

With season 2's inauguration, we've commited to taking more time to talk about your favorite games, and we're starting with a doozy -- sorry, I mean we're starting with Destiny! We ask the magic eight ball in the sky some questions, and are bringing the answers to you. We meet the Usain Bolt of space ships. And we also establish that light is important but also that we don't get it. Seriously though, how awesome a Guardian would Penn Jillette make?

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As always, we owe a hobo-sacrifice to the great ball in our sky who is Eric Skiff for the use of his song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our show's theme song.

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Well sometimes you just gotta look back and really pat yourself on the back for everything you've done. The Lore Boys are officially 20 episodes in, and we've taken all our best memes and put them in one big fishing pot to tell you guys about ourselves and everyone's favourite Italian plumber.

This episode we're each taking some of our favourite moments of Mario canon and we'll each take a short turn at hosting. We also talk about what got us into podcasting, and how we feel the show has gone so far. Following this, there will be a two week hiatus from regular episodes while Ethan is away on vacation and while we reevaluate the format and content of the show. If you have suggestions, please let us know!

We will still be releasing content while we're on hiatus, so make sure to keep tuning in for more stuff from us. Thanks to everyone who listens and supports us. Doing this show has come to mean a lot to us, and you all are what makes it worth it!

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Lore Boys are here, to tell a couple Tales from Toril in the most relatable way possible; in Lindsey Lohan terms, of course. We're here to tell you all about how and why a world of fantasy and adventure was created, and maybe a bit about why so many geeks like us have been playing since the 70s.

We talk about Steve Aoki creating the universe, the benefits of pouring beer out on your crotch, how Mrs. Doubtfire was a pretty bad dad, and, of course giant, ugly, four-armed slugs dancing to make magic. Remember, 'you wouldn't download a god,' but download this episode and you won't have to!

If you have time, make sure to head to iTunes to leave us a natural 20 for a review! If you want more great Lore Boys content, grab your luckiest dice set and make sure to follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube as well.

As always, our lawful good alignment means we have to mention Eric Skiff, and how awesome it was that he lets us use his song, A Night of Dizzy Spells, as our intro and outro.

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What if everything was cold forever? The Lore Boys have taken a break from worrying about the heat death of the Universe to bring you another episode of hilarity-filled video game lore! Today's topic: the Crash Bandicoot series.

That's right, everyone's favorite lizard -- ehm, I mean, marsupial -- makes his Lore Boys debut, and we're handing out pizza fliers with this game-box! We talk real possum-skin couches. A dingo that can use a phone. How too many cooks can spoil the crash. Sonic's ass. And naturally, Crystals: they look like crystals.

If you like the episode and want more, make sure to check out our iTunes to leave us a review! If you want more great Lore Boys content, make sure to follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube as well.

As always, we're sending a whale bone to Eric Skiff for the use of his song, "A Night of Dizzy Spells" as our theme song.

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Lore Boys here, with another lore-filled action adventure! We're talking Whale Bones and grandmothers made out of rats; it's the Dishonored franchise's turn! We ask what if whales had treads? How cool would a Jurassic Park themed Dishonored game be? And of course, does whales lizard? Tune in to find out!

Make sure to check out the episode to find out, and once you're done, head over to iTunes to leave us a review! If you want more great Lore Boys content, make sure to follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube as well.

As always, we're sending a whale bone to Eric Skiff for the use of his song, "A Night of Dizzy Spells" as our theme song.

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Lore Boys are back, from Bikini Atoll, with the second installment of the Diablo franchise's lore. We go full Griswold in the Gay Village and out-debate the devil with a crystal in our forehead.

As usual, we're asking the hard hitting questions, such as: If your parents divorce over whether or not to use you as a slave in their army, is it really your fault? Is everything Nick Cannon says canon? Is Chlamydia the same thing as Lycanthropy? And of course, would the black soulstone make a good butt plug?

Make sure to check out the episode to find out, and once you're done, head over to iTunes to leave us a review! If you want more great Lore Boys content, make sure to follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube as well.

As always, we owe our first-born Nephalem to Mr. Eric Skiff for the use of his song, "A Night of Dizzy Spells" as our theme song.

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The Lore Boys are back, if a little late, with a brand new feature-length full of funnies and facts. This time we're talking about Blizzard's Diablo series! All the know-how you need to defeat the three Greater Evils (and maybe a couple lesser ones for good measure) can be found inside.

We talk about a marionette centipede -- like the human centipede, but with puppets -- the superhuman who used his powers to prank the divine, Tyrael, the archangel, as played by Jimmy Carson, and a short bit about what I do in my alone time (hint: it involves "anu").

So kick-back, relax, and listen in! Once you're done that, head to iTunes and make sure to leave us some kind words that we can read on the air for you!

As always I'm gonna give a shoutout to Eric Skiff for the use of his song "A Night of Dizzy Spells". Truly what a kind, generous, artistic soul who's work we've used for something so sinister.

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The Lore Boys are back with a lesson on cliffhangers GONE WRONG. It's the Lore Boys Half Life episode, coming out in honor of the release of Half Life 3 (well, as much as we'll ever get). So hop in and listen while we talk about our slugs and the end of the fanboy world. Never has such a titanic hype train come off the rails so spectacularly.

Make sure once you've listened to the episode to head to iTunes and leave us a review so we can read your lovely messages live on air! While you're at it, you can also find us on Youtube or on Wordpress, just search Lore Boys.

And as always, a big thank you to Eric Skiff for the use of his song A Night of Dizzy Spells.

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